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[The video feed clicks on, and whoever is holding the SFC is tall. The camera is pointed downwards, towards a very small, very feline little troll, who is crouched over something on the ground.]

What do you have there, Nepeta?

[That deeply amused, rumbling voice could only belong to one troll.]

I found Eridan! But he doesn’t want to get up!

[The camera gets readjusted, taking in more of the scene, and a very angry, very distressed, very fishy face comes into view.]

[The kitty troll noses at Eridan's side and then nudges him with her head until he rolls over, and again, and with a delighted giggle she pounces over to his other side to do it all over again. She’s in full-out playful kitty mode and it looks like she may have been at this for a while.]

Oh my fuckin' god, will the two a you leawe me the fuck alone! Nep! Nep fucking stop ROLLIN' ME like I'm your personal fuckin' cat toy! Goddamnit, I'm layin' here for a reason I mean fuck! What--What if you roll me offa somethin'! I could, fuckin' DIE or somethin'!

[A glance up towards the camera, his eyes growing wide with realization, not to mention dreaded embarrassment!]

Oh... FUCK YOU, EQ! Turn that shit OFF!

[He shifts, as if he's going to get up, but he doesn't. He merely resigns himself to his fate with a disdainful expression.]

Rude.

[OOC: answers could come from Equius, Nepeta, or Eridan... or all three!]

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Yer pretty good at puns, Nep, ya oughta try a few new types.

[Coming from a cartoon, kid, that's a big compliment.]

Go on. Ya, heh, kinda got a captive audience der. Try it.

But I only make cat puns! Feferi is the one who makes fish puns, they're hers, yes yes, it wouldn't be right fur me to make them too!

Eh?

[Nooow Bugs looks confused, one ear flickering for a second.]

Didn't think you guys had rules about dis sorta thing.

So, fish puns and cat puns. I'm guessin' your friend der spawns his own fish puns?

Nuh uh, not really! Only Fefurry does that. Efuryone does something diffurent usually.

And I thought da censors were bad...

Well, kid, how 'bout dis. Since fish puns ain't gonna woik. How about rollin' puns? Anyone got a claim on dat?

Hmmmm...no, no, I don't think so!

I'll get dis sort a comedy yet, kid.

Now...is der any reason why yer usin' yerfriend like a steam roller?

Beclaws he won't get up! And...it's fun too, heehee, he was just sort of flopping there so I couldn't not purrlay with him!

Fine feline reasonin'.

[Kind of weird though.]

He ain't hoirt?

[She's taking that as a compliment.]

Nuh uh! I checked! He said he just wants to lie there and not get up.

I'd say dunk 'im wit water but...dat might not do much.

Lazy kid, ain't he.

It wouldn't, he's a seadweller! He likes being wet.

He is! But this is a little strange even fur him. It's okay, though, Karkitty is going to talk sense into him.

[Seadweller just makes him think of mermaids and...thaaaat's a mentla image he doesn't wanna project (if he still can)]

A whole buncha folks are actin' kinda screwy lately.

They are, aren't they?! But you still seem okay, Bugs, and I am too, and Equius is...I hope nothing happens to us too!

I've never felt better, kid. I'm full'a pep and vigor.

[He puffs out his chest and taps his fist on it; of course he breaks into a coughing fit from the force before looking back at the camera.]

Fit as a fiddle, dat's me.

[He's gonna go out on a limb here and guess this is some sorta weird curse. He'd rather be a faerie then sick though.]

Bugs! You're sick too! Oh no. You need to stay nice and warm in your hopbeasthole and get better!

[Uh oh. Back fire. He sits up straight and waves his hands a bit.]

E-eh, no doll. I ain't. It was jus' a bad joke. The on'y way I can get sick is for a gag and right now...well, not too many folks wanna laugh.

[She has to look out for her furry friend!]

Oh! Okay! As long as you're sure! I don't want you to get sick too. Beclaws even if you couldn't back home I don't think the same rules work here...

You'd only have to worry if ya saw red and yella' spots before my eyes.

[Like the ones that now appear in front of his face. They aren't on his face, but hovering directly in front of his eyes. He seems unaware though.]

But I tink I get what ya mean 'bout rules here. Nothin' makes sense no more.

[Sorry, Bugs, Nepeta is just going to be staring at you for a while now. Because what is even happening here?!]

No, no, no, it really really doesn't! There are spots there!

[It's not contagious at least.

He blinks a little and crosses his eyes to look but he shakes his head.]

I don't see anything, Peta.

[The spots are going to start swirling a little now, changing colors slowly. Blue, green, orange, plaid, then polka dotted.]

Dey ain't swirlin' around are dey?

But they're there, really!

Uh huh, yes, they are, and they're changing colours and it looks furry furry weird.

...changin' colors?

[Okay. now he does look a slight bit worried.]

Okay, dat one ain't me.

[He wiggles his nose a little. Maybe he had managed to come down with something. Whatever that something was.]

Guess it's carrot soup for dinner then.

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