Right then, whoever decided it'd be fun to spread rumors that I'm the next thing to a crazy cat lady could you please stop? I'm allergic dammit.

Not that I'm not pretty sure it wasn't a native because seriously I don't even know any of you people.

[SNEEZE. coughcough. ugh. cat hair everywhere.]

On another note, anyone want a cat? I've got a surplus around here. Just come down to the Koneko no Sumu Iie flowershop. Which is apparently now the Koneko no Sumu Iie cat rescue until this crazy shit blows over.

[A small tortoiseshell kitten hops up on the counter and rubs up against Ken's shoulder, purring.]

Stop that, you adorable bloody monster! Gah!