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[the_demonmaid]

0f all the places I've ever been, this must be the strangest.
But it appears that I'm rather new t0 this city and thus must ask the name 0f this place. N0t t0 menti0n why the fuck I'm here given where I had been bef0re.
Unlike certain tr0lls, I can be quite patient. I have, alm0st literally, all the time in the w0rld. I've never been able t0 say the same f0r every0ne else, th0ugh.

Comments

[knightime]

vatheon
now you got a name to your little underwater wonderland from hell
sup
to answer why youre here
most people are going to give you jackshit for that answer
because
no one really knows
this place just likes to grab sorry fucks and toss them in like playthings
then throw curses
and do crazy shit
its something this place does

[the_demonmaid]

[Red text, even lighter than her own?]

Vathe0n.
It's n0t really that bad. I've certainly seen w0rse. Bl00d everywhere is just tacky after a while.

[knightime]

[He thinks his red text is pretty ballin'.]

wow
okay
ngl
you wont be seeing blood everywhere here most of the time
you did miss the great fairy explodicide though
if that counts
but that was more like guts and sparkles
and not so much blood

[the_demonmaid]

"Great fairy expl0dicide"? That s0unds rather amusing.
Th0ugh it makes me w0nder what fairies were d0ing under the surface 0f the sea.

[knightime]

it was kind of shitty honestly
they always fly around you
so think a giant exploding noise right in your ear
and then a face full of faerie insides
gross
this place doesnt necessarily make much sense
what makes scientists want to release curses on us???
shits and giggles supposedly

[the_demonmaid]

Hee hee hee.
At least the ann0ying things g0t what they deserve.

[knightime]

youre more morbid then aradia
holy shit
they didnt actually do shit
really

[the_demonmaid]

What's wr0ng?
Y0u're suddenly trying t0 be c0mf0rting.

[knightime]

im not a fan of faerie guts
at least not when theyre on me and on display
and it just means this place has shit up their sleeves

[the_demonmaid]

Hmm.
Well, we'll see what happens next.
Ah, bef0re I f0rget, is this 0nly a l0wbl00d encl0sure?

[knightime]

naw
you might as well expect the rainbow to come full force at you eventually
its like a fucking troll party up in this shindig

[the_demonmaid]

Damn it.
I hate y0u all already.

[knightime]

ouch
im offended
i havent even done jack shit but be relatively
vaguely
helpful

[the_demonmaid]

Helpful in all the wr0ng ways.

[knightime]

what
you want me to hold your hand
give you all the answers like a fortune cookie???
i can do that if you really want me to
i guess

[the_demonmaid]

I'm m0re disapp0inted in this place.
I w0uld have th0ught every0ne w0uld have learned n0t t0 try t0 bring landdwellers under the sea and live peacefully with them.

[knightime]

weh weh
equality actually being a thing
color me fucking surprised
why the fuck do you care???

[the_demonmaid]

It's n0t the first time I've seen it.
Ends p00rly each time.

[Usually because of her]

Th0ugh the resulting war s0metimes is fun.

[knightime]

yeah
well
not all the universes have gotten fucked over by it
but usually people dont come in fish mode

gosh i take back calling her morbid tinker bell
you take the cake

[the_demonmaid]

"Universes"? Interesting ch0ice 0f w0rds.

Hm? Is s0mething wr0ng?

[knightime]

pretty sure troll universe
and earth universe
arent neighbors by any means
nope

[the_demonmaid]

Ah n0, y0u're quite right.
Alternia is n0t in the same universe as Earth.
Interesting.

[knightime]

interesting???
that i know this
or that this is a thing

[the_demonmaid]

A bit 0f b0th.
C0nsidering I w0uld already be tearing this place apart n0rmally, sh0uld I assume this is a different universe fr0m b0th?

[knightime]

you can say that
shit doesnt work here the same as the other places
arent you peachy???
you like fucking shit up???