1 Blue Petal; Video

[effeminacy]

[It's hard to match a single emotion to the young man's face. He looks... Exasperated, and nervous, but also a bit... Relieved? He sighs as he looks about, trying to familiarize himself with the communication device.]

After everything that happened... Really?

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[replicatedcourage]

What happened?

[A nosy Hylian is nosy.]

[effeminacy]

It's a very long and strange story.

[replicatedcourage]

I like stories!

[He's all ears, bro! That's not a pun.]

[effeminacy]

Well, you see, shortly before coming here, I found myself in a world of artwork... And not your average artwork, no! It was monstrous and tried to attack us-- Me and Ib, that is! I'll admit, I thought we might be goners there, since our health became dependent on a rose!

[replicatedcourage]

Oh no! Art that comes to life? That sounds pretty creepy. How can your health depend on a rose though?

[effeminacy]

It was very creepy! Terrifying, really!

And you know, I'm still not sure how any of it happened... I just know that if the rose was damaged, so was I.

[replicatedcourage]

Not anymore though? I hope not.

[Even if nothing happened to it from the monsters, plants die in the winter y'know! Sola's look is one of earnest concern. He may not even know this guy's name, but no one should have to get hurt or die if they don't want to, according to him.

...'scept maybe Barry. Sola doesn't think he'd mind if Barry dropped dead.]

[effeminacy]

Oh! No, I'm all back to normal now, thank you for your concern! What a dear!

[replicatedcourage]

A deer? I'm not a deer! I'm a Hylian! I'm glad you're back to normal though. You seem nice so it would suck if anything bad happened to you.

[effeminacy]

...And Hylians can't be dears?

Oh! Why, thank you.

[replicatedcourage]

No...? Well I did have antlers once, but that was 'cause of a curse. I don't usually.

[effeminacy]

Oh, goodness, no! Not a deer like the animal! A dear like a sweet and thoughtful person!

[replicatedcourage]

Oh! O-oh, um... well thanks, then.

[Hee~ He got praised~ He's pretty sure he likes you, Garry.]

I'm Sola! What's your name? Let's be friends.

[effeminacy]

Eh? Well, okay, Sola! I'm Garry.

[replicatedcourage]

Great! We're totally friends now.

[Well that was easy~]

What do you like to do? Did you just get to Vatheon? I've been here awhile if you wanna know stuff.

[He puffs up his chest a little, feeling important.]

[effeminacy]

O-Okay! That's good!

Well... Hmmm. I do like making clothes, sometimes. And other things, too! Like plant flowers!

I did just get here, but the brochure answered my questions for now, I think.

[replicatedcourage]

I like flowers too! And all kinds of plants. I planted a garden with Psii and he taught me how when bees take pollen from different flowers their honey tastes different! It's really cool! Psii likes bees a lot and he taught me how to take care of them.

[effeminacy]

My, I didn't know different flowers made honey taste different! That is really cool! May I ask who Psii is?

[replicatedcourage]

He's one of my dads! He's a Troll.

[Because that explains everything!]

[effeminacy]

...A troll? Like under a bridge, eating goats?

[replicatedcourage]

What? No way! They eat normal food and they live in a house! They call it a hive though.

[Gosh Garry, gosh. That is such a racist misconception.]

[effeminacy]

...Oh. Well, I've never heard of trolls like that. But if they live in a hive, no wonder they like bees...

[replicatedcourage]

No it's a house, they just call it a hive. They're alien trolls so they're different and nice, especially Signless and Psii and Gamzee, even if Gamzee's hard to understand a lot.

[effeminacy]

Alien trolls, really? My, this place really must take all kinds!

[replicatedcourage]

Yeah! Everyone is aliens! Though there's a lot of people from a place called Earth. I'm from Hyrule and the trolls are from Alternia and there's other planets too like Auldrant and the Netherworld and Ikeba... Ik... Ee-kay-bah-koo-row.

[Izaya's place was always hard for him to pronounce.]