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M1TUN4!
1 W4S WOND3R1NG WH3N YOU GUYS M1GHT ST4RT SHOW1NG UP
DO YOU ST1LL H4V3 YOUR H3LM3T?

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T1M3 1SSU3S 4R3 4 B1TCH!

SO HOW DO3S 1T F33L TO B3 4L1V3 4G41N?

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HMMM
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