First Egg: Enter the good Doctor

[giant_talking_egg]

[The feed turns on, revealing a rather irritated and extremely wet Dr. Eggman. Clearly, he was not happy about this situation. Having finally beaten (he thinks) his long time rival only to be brought to god knows where is not on his to-do list. At all.]

Alright. First and foremost, I would like an explanation of where I am. Second, I would like the name of the person or people who brought me here so I can send them the bill for my wrecked vehicle. Those parts are expensive, you know!

[And he gestures to the Eggmobile behind him, looking soaked and...wow, actually sparking. Amazing he didn't get fried in that thing.]

Also I need a towel...

A-HEM

Anyway...I suppose the only question I have in mind now is how do I get out of here? Should you provide me with that data, I will be most grateful.

[Feed ends.]

Comments

[schrodingersghost]

Welcome to Vatheon. You're stuck here for the duration.

Video, I assume?

[giant_talking_egg]

Vatheon? Why, I've never heard of a place like this before in all my resear-

Wait. Stuck here? How?!

Video!

[schrodingersghost]

Because we've been kidnapped by magic coral and stuck here.

[So much deadpanning right now.]

You might say it's a fishy situation.

Got it! :D

[giant_talking_egg]

Fishy? More like eggtremely annoying.

I have work to do and plans to be made! I can't simply sit around this dome twiddling my fingers.

[schrodingersghost]

Tough luck. I've been looking for a way out for months. No luck.

[giant_talking_egg]

Well, perhaps you have gone about it the wrong way. That barrier can't simply be destroyed easily, look at the water over it! The amount of pressure at this depth would crush anything not extremely resilient to it, so simply blasting through wouldn't do. Not that I'd recommend it, with all this water.

Perhaps constructing a vehicle for undersea travel would work...hmm...

[Don't mind him, lost in thought.]

[schrodingersghost]

You some kind of inventor?

[giant_talking_egg]

I'm a scientist. But I am very skilled in the field of engineering. And I have dabbled a bit in inventing...

[Gestures over to his Eggmobile. It would look pretty high-tech if it was still working. Damn water.]

As you can see.

[schrodingersghost]

Yeah, I kind of noticed that.

[giant_talking_egg]

Pity it got wrecked at my arrival. It was one of my favorites, sadly.

At any rate, is there any information that could be of use to me? I'd rather not be lacking in that department.

[schrodingersghost]

Depends on your definition of useful information. We're stuck here, but food and housing are free.

[giant_talking_egg]

Well, anything really. Though I hate to admit it, I know absolutely nothing about this city.

{Wait, the important thing.]

... did you say free food and housing?

{BEST CITY EVER]

[schrodingersghost]

Yeah, we pretty much have our pick of apartments. Doesn't really make up for the being stuck here.

[giant_talking_egg]

Well, I doubt I'll be keeping a permanent residence in one of them.

I'm perfectly capable building my own living space on my own, thank you.

[schrodingersghost]

Yeah, you have fun with that.

[giant_talking_egg]

I suppose I will.