002 [Video]

[ohshellno]

[So, Meenah has been laying low for this event on account of finding it kind of dorky and not really wanting to show off her outfit. Today, however, she's decided to stop skirting around and just get to the point. She's sitting cross legged on a roof with her chin propped on her knee, fiddling every so often with her outfit her outfit.]

So when people said dumb shit happens they weren't lyin', huh? How come I can't change my clothes... Shit sucks.

Anywave. I ain't doin' it. Quit buggin' me. Don't even ask. I only wanna know whose winnin' so far. I'm bored as shell, tell a gill a story whale she hates on your shitty contest.

[Which is to say she'll probably be up for some enabling, but she's been sulking for so long it hardly seems likely...but the reward sounds tempting.]

Comments

[video]

[unconchonable]

Of course we ain't lyin'. This is hardly the dumbest a shit that's happened either.

[A beat.]

I'm surprised though, thought a troll like you would be more willin' to take on a challenge and dominate the whole thing, instead a sittin' on the sidelines like some barnacle on a whale's ass.

[Of course he's got no room to talk, if it weren't for the Head Nurse's "encouragement", he wouldn't be taking part either.]

[video]

[ohshellno]

Great. So I got shiploads to look forward to.

[That earns him an eyebrow twitch but she's resisting the urge to yell at him.]

Guess you thought wrong, suckafish. A troll like me don't have the time to be playin' this shitty game. Here I figured all the Amporas woulda taken the first chance to sit it out.

[video]

[unconchonable]

[That earns her a flat look.]

I was goin' to, but I guess we can say I'we got some incentiwe.

[video]

[ohshellno]

Not even surprised.

[Eye rooooll.] What kind of incentive?

[video]

[unconchonable]

Not sure if you'we seen the Head Nurse, she bein' one a the scientists in charge of this underwater pettin' zoo of a city an' all, but the bitch got the nerwe to challenge my abilities. Or rather, undermine 'em. So I'we got to show her a thing or two about bein' the arrogant sack a shit she is.

[A beat.]

You should aid me. Just sayin'.

[video]

[ohshellno]

I saw her glubbin over dumb shit, yea. [She can't help smirking at that.] So you gotta prove her wrong, huh?

[She rolls her shoulders lazily before hunching again. This outfit is fug.] Your honour ain't my problem, Eripora. Unless you gotta reel good reason for me to kelp you out..

[video]

[unconchonable]

Well, if you did help me out, it would also help yourself towards the aforementioned prize. I don't think it's really a thing to scoff at, either. They don't normally offer to giwe us shit, I would know, I'we been here nearly a sweep.

[A thoughtful 'hmmm']

Or if that doesn't get your interest, you could say I owe you?

[Which is kind of a scary thing to leave open ended, surely, but whatever.]

[video]

[ohshellno]

Huh. Well, she ain't harshed my pride buzz...but you're Shoutkats gillfrond and I gotta represent for my homies...

Also I kinda want my trident back. If I ain't gonna get it back normal like.

Fin. I'll join and you're gonna owe me a favour. [GRIN.] Whatcha gonna get back, Eripora?

[video]

[unconchonable]

Gillfrond?

[That gets an annoyed stare.]

You didn't hawe your trident upon arriwal? Weird. But... I'm not sure what I'm gonna ask for.

[video]

[ohshellno]

That's you!

[She doesn't care how annoyed you are, Eridan!]

Nope. Musta dropped it. [She shrugs.] Don'tcha got a weaprawn or somefin that you need?