4th Doujinshi | Text

[ukidokiotaku]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

I have some exciting news, I'm sure you'll love to hear. Within the next month I, Renge Houshakuji will be releasing a donjinshi about Vatheon and the people that live here currently. If you would like a copy you can pre order now just by letting me know or wait until it's official release.

Now I'll let you get back to your regular lives, which by the way is most enjoyable to watch, keep it up.

Comments

[powerandstatus]

You are an author, then?

I am highly curious as to the contents of this biography. Your publication sounds like it will be a good source of information, and a pleasure to read.

[He's never heard of biographies being called 'doujinshi'; he assumes they're one and the same.]

[ukidokiotaku]

In a sense yes, but it's no biography. But, if you'd like I'd be happy to write one up. My life is just full of wonders after all~

[powerandstatus]

No. The routine of daily prayers and the giving of blessings would bore most people.

Furthermore, the honour should be given to those most worthy. Why would you wish to write about me, anyway? My personal affairs are of no importance in the grand scheme of things.

[ukidokiotaku]

Are you like a priest or something like that?

[powerandstatus]

My, you're certainly quite perceptive.

Perhaps I made it obvious, anyway; I am an Abbot.

[ukidokiotaku]

You kind of made it obvious when you mentioned prayers and blessings.

[powerandstatus]

Ha! I suppose so.

I can say one for you, if you wish.

[ukidokiotaku]

I've never really went to church before to ask for such a thing.

[powerandstatus]

That is a shame.

Though it's best to visit when ready, anyhow. Some people try to force things before it's their time.

[ukidokiotaku]

I'll see what happens, but I'm doubtful I'll ever go.

[Considering what her interest are, probably not the best idea.]

[powerandstatus]

Good. I do not see any reason why the world will stop moving with the lack of your presence.

It's more important you frolic outdoors whilst you still have the advantage of youth, anyway.

[ukidokiotaku]

I plan on having as much fun as I can while I'm young if that's what you mean.

[powerandstatus]

Alas, I should try to be clearer. Still, that's it exactly.

It's important to enjoy your childhood, wouldn't you agree?

[ukidokiotaku]

I believe it is and I've always done that to an extent. Doing what a girl loves most counts after all.

[powerandstatus]

Come now, don't leave me in suspense. Why don't you tell me what those pleasures are?

[ukidokiotaku]

Ooooo~ Someone who wants to know, eh? Well, I'll gladly tell you, if you want.

[powerandstatus]

Please.

I admit I am highly curious. I enjoy learning fascinating things, you see.

[ukidokiotaku]

Very well then. Do you know what the very popular genre of yaoi is?

[powerandstatus]

I have no knowledge of that particular sort of literature.

The word is unfamiliar to me.

[ukidokiotaku]

I guess given your type of work, it's expected.

[But she'll explain it anyway.]

Yaoi is a term where I'm from that falls under another term Boy Love. Boy love as you can tell is obvious. it's when two boys fall in love and basically get together in the best way possible.

[powerandstatus]

You publish romance... of men getting married?

[The disbelief on his face was enormous. He found it strange and troubling, but under the curse he appeared to handle it better than normal.]

[ukidokiotaku]

That among other things.

[Don't ask about the other things unless you want the mental image forever.]

[powerandstatus]

[You won't break his mind today, Renge.]

I do my best to tolerate such indulgences, but there comes a time when even I reach my limit. Simply, we shall not talk of those other things.

Now, is there something else I can do for you, child?

[ukidokiotaku]

For today, no there isn't anything else. Thank you. Now, I shall be off.

[With a bow of her head slightly, the feed is switched off.]