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[timebender]

hello vatheon
not that there is any lack of excitement around here
but recently i was thinking that it would be nice to have some consensual fun :)

i thought it might be fun to have some kind of team scavenger hunt
it would be a fun way to get to know others
but also have a little bit of friendly competition
if that is not enough to sway you then there may also be prizes

given all that who might be interested?

[ Filtered to Eridan, Feferi, and Meenah -- Aradia's fish friends ]

if this plan goes through i will need a little assistance
i know at least one of you will be willing to help

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[unconchonable]

a scavvenger hunt really
wwhat do you need MY help wwith

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[timebender]

i need fish
specific fish
not the kind of fish you can buy for dinner

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[unconchonable]

uh like wwhat then and dead or alivve

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[timebender]

dead or alive
really what i need more than anything is their skeletons
if you would like to eat their flesh i would not be opposed
which would benefit both of us i think

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[unconchonable]

oh wwell ok
i guess since there is some mutual benefit here i wwouldnt be opposed
so wwhatre you lookin for

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[timebender]

the strangest-shaped fish you can find
and as many different types as you can find one of each preferably
the size does not matter as long as they are a few inches long

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[unconchonable]

hmmm
that aint vvery specific but ok ill see wwhat i can find then

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[timebender]

it does not need to be
anything you can find will probably be useful
thank you eridan i am pleasantly surprised to have your cooperation

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[unconchonable]

wwhat the fuck does that mean
pleasantly surprised
as if im some asshole not wwillin to help people

[Which... he... is...]

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[timebender]

as much as i hate to say it
i expected at least a little more resistance
feferi is the only one i thought might agree without so much as a second thought

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[unconchonable]

wwell theres mutual benefit from this as you said so i dont see wwhy id disagree
it aint like i need any fish bones after all
but if youre gonna be like THIS about it maybe ill reconsider my generosity

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[timebender]

be like what
observant of your history as one of our sessionmates?
if i have hurt your feelings that was not the intention
it is simply very strange getting used to this you
these kinds of time shenanigans are strange you have to admit
even for me