caughtinanetwork | Zelos + Drunk = bad ideas

[The feed opens on Zelos, headband askew over one eye and swaying a bit but with a huge grin plastered on his mildly flushed face.]

HEeeyyy Vatheon! 'sme, The Great Zelosh Wilder!

[He has to take a long pause to stifle some giggles.]

N-now, y'see, I've noticed that a whooole lottaya don't really know nothin about sex so you're reaaalll lucky you've got me around! I'm kinda sorta a bit of an expert, so's how's about I start with lesson one an'-

[Though Vatheon will never know what lesson one is because an extremely frazzled Zelda stomps into the room behind him yelling "What are you doing?!" and grabs his ear, yanking hard enough to make Zelos yelp and fall over comically. His hand is still visible from the bottom of the screen complete with whining protests interspersed with drunken giggles as Zelda looks apologetically into the screen before cutting off the feed.

Looks like Zelos lost his network privileges.]

((ooc: Messages will be answered by either Zelda or Zelos, depending on who has hold of it.))

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Every time I see ya, pretty boy. [He was snickering as he shook his head.]

Jealous~?

[A brow shot up.]
Of your inebriated state? Nah. I like being able to think.

I didn't mean thaaaat, I mean of me, in general,, for being so fabulous and amazing~

[Staring.]
Uh-huh. If that helps ya sleep at night. [Shrugging.]

Pffff who needs sleep? Not me!

[He means that literally too, not that anyone could tell just from the feed.]

...where do ya get all of that energy from?

[He purses his lips comically.]

I'm magic

[Gigglesnort]

Hope ya aren't giving your girlfriend there a hard time. How much did you drink?

Girlfriend?! Let's not get crazy!

The blonde lass isn't your girlfriend? Huh. It's a wonder she's dealing with ya then.

T'tell ya the truth I have nooooooo idea why either!

Maybe she keeps ya around for entertainment. Bet it doesn't get boring.

[NINJA PRINCESS.]

Boring is not a word I would use. "Irritating" applies.

[Chuckling.]

And what a saint, lass. Handling the pretty boy there jus' fine or need some help?

Thank you for your concern, sir, but I think I can handle him. He can hardly stay on his feet, I should be able to topple him into his bed safely.

[She smiles pleasantly.]

And do not worry. I won't let him choke in his sleep on his own vomit.

Hopefully he can keep his paws off ya. He seems...[A pointed look.] His message really says it all.

[He gives a smile.] Good. Wouldn't want another mess for ya to clean up.

I doubt that he can see straight anyway, it should be fine.

[She inclines her head to him, moving to turn the SFC off unless Zelos has yet another inappropriate comment to make.]

[He doesn't, but he is trying to flip Zelda's skirt from the floor. Someone's getting a kick in the teeth.]

Zelos!

[You bet your ass he gets a foot in the face. She reaches to turn off the feed and deal with him.]

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