003 // Tortoise Beats Hare \\ Video

[hecklinghare]

[The feed turns on to show a rather focused looking bunny. He has his little pink tongue stuck out as he concentrates on moving the camera around. The feed shifts slowly as he fixes the angle to show a close up of his thought bubble.

Bugs is pretty used to these so while the feed isn't on him he relaxes and stares up at the bubble.

Inside is a smaller version of Bugs in a large white room. After a moment the smaller rabbit pulls out a sign. "Ready when you are, doc." He looks annoyed.]

Alrigh' Vatee-on. Dis whole bubble ting is makin' everyone gloomy. An' considerin' we are in a tropical paradise, dat don't fit da settin'.

[The Bubble Bugs rolls his eyes and taps his foot, looking down at where his real counter part is off screen. Another glance up at the 'camera' and another sign pops out "I promise folks. It's a short intro."]

Yeah, yeah. Anyways. I figured I'd use dis ting to show you dat thought bubbles ain't so bad once you get the hang of it. So.]

[The sound in the bubble kicks in and the Bubble Bugs clears his throat before jumping up and pulling down a movie screen. Then this starts to play. Complete with credits. When it ends the screen rolls up and Bubble Bugs grins.]

"And dat's the end."

[The camera shifts to normal Bugs laying comfortably on the ground. He shrugs.]

Good night Folks.

[And shuts off the feed]

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[theinfamous1412]

...Man... if it were that easy to outwit criminals I'd never have to worry about snipers again.

[ Kaito's thought bubble is displaying a curious scene where a guy in a white tuxedo takes a rather sinister shot to the heart and falls backwards off a building. ]

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[hecklinghare]

It's entertainin' at least.

[His bubble is rather empty at the moment. Not from lack of thoughts but Bugs doesn't have anything to share.]

Most of the guys I deal wit are like Sam der.

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[theinfamous1412]

That guy would be a walk in the park compared to-[ He notices his thought bubble is displaying the image of this guy ] -Well, Compared to him.

[ he jerks his thumb towards his father's murderer ]

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[hecklinghare]

{Bugs makes a face and pulls back a little from the image in the thought bubble.]

Uh...yeah. Don't think a game a cards would do much.

I could drop somethin' heavy on him if ya need though. That woiks on anyone.

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[theinfamous1412]

No thanks, he's not here so that shouldn't be necessary. Besides, Dad taught me not to hurt anyone if I could avoid it. [ Now there's an image of this guy and Kaito smiles fondly but somewhat sadly. ]

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[hecklinghare]

[His bubble him kicks at a rock, a little sigh saying 'Aw shucks' behind held behind his back.

Bugs just glances at the bubble quickly before looking back at Kaito.]

I gotta remember you're a good kid, Kaito.

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[theinfamous1412]

[ Right. Good Kid, at least when you don't include stealing from the museums, disguising as police officials, aggravating Conan, setting off fireworks in the middle of class, charming the teacher to leave early, dying people's hair a bright, flamboyant color, and of course flipping Aoko's skirt- and of course, as each of these cross his mind they are displayed in his thought bubble. ]

[ Meanwhile, he just grins. ]

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[rebull]

[His bubble is off screen for now. Summoner is just leaning forward and holding his chin as he stares for a moment.]

I'm uh, a little confused as to what just happened... right there.

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[hecklinghare]

[Shrug]

Jus' the usual. Sam thinkin' he owns the place and heh me provin' him wrong.

[He taps his chin and grins.]

But dat Miami Special weren't so bad.

[His Bubble shows a pretty girl and a rather love addled Bugs before the image fades to black.]

*chuckle*

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[rebull]

Miami Special?

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[hecklinghare]

Hm, guess I'll have ta bring out some Universal™ jokes around here.

[Bubble Bugs just shakes his head.]

Yeah, Miami Beach. Land a sand, sun and goils. It's a pretty big vacation spot in my world.

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[rebull]

Goils, you say, colour me interested. Where else are good vacation spots where you're from?

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[hecklinghare]

I kinda figured dat would get your attention, doc.

[Double eyebrow waggle from both bunnies.]

Vaction spots? Er...well depend on what ya like, I guess. Der's beaches like Pismo and Catalina too.

[Tapping his chin his bubble flashes through both places. Typical beaches with lots of warm yellow sunlight and plenty of humans in bathing suits.]

Course der's also places like Las Vegas. If ah, you don't like beaches.

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[by_my_will]

It makes noise, too?

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[hecklinghare]

Well mine does. I dunno if everyone else's is da same way.

The sign thing is more tradition den necessity.

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[by_my_will]

Tradition for what?

[Several question marks now as a few questions pop up in Tieria's mind. He was rather confused.]

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[hecklinghare]

My world, I guess? I haven't really seen it around here.

[The Bubble Bugs changes signs, "Don't think too hard on it, kid."]

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[by_my_will]

[Kid? His own bubble darkened a little, but Tieria kept the outward reaction under check.]

Indeed. I have not, either.

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[hecklinghare]

[Ooooh, touched a nerve? Heheh.]

Whole other world kinda kicks tradition to the coirb, don't it?

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[hypervision]

[There's a little boy that's been watching and staring wide-eyed at the screen, and once the cartoon is over, he gives an excited shout]

That was so cool! Especially that part where he [Meaning Sam] went over the cliff, or earlier when he was tricked into falling into the mine shaft too... [Of course he focuses on the mildly violent parts of the cartoon, those are obviously the best!]

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[hecklinghare]

[Oh boy a kid. These are always the best people to watch cartoons. They laugh at just about everything.]

Eh, Sam might be a tough little firecracker but *chuckle* he ain't da smartest bullet in da barrel.

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[hypervision]

Yeah...that trick with the card game was pretty good too... [Even if he doesn't quite get what the Miami Special thing was at the end or why Bugs was suddenly okay with leaving town with them... ^^;;]

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[hecklinghare]

[Always leave on a train filled with beautiful, bikini clad women. Always.]

Slight of hand, kid. And maybe a bit a underhand too.

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[hypervision]

[Wow that is clearly the best wisdom to give to four year olds]

Do you think I could ever learn how to play games like that too someday?

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[hecklinghare]

[Naturally.]

Sure. Jus' gotta know what you're doin'.