[That pat to his cheek is distracting enough and he's about to continue, but then Karkat speaks up again.]
How condescendin' Kar. I didn't realize that there was a rule against hawin' fun, or that you're too good for it, or that you were too busy for it. But, YES where was I?
[Ahem!]
No one is gonna hawe to tell the tale of Sharpshot Piexes, because Arcaner Spellscar is just the wizard for this catastrophe!
[It's then that he actually leans down a bit, trying to actually scoop her up, but with her hanging like that, it doesn't go over too well and instead, Eridan basically topples over backwards, finding himself splayed out on the ground with Feferi. He is the best hero, many maidens will be lucky when he comes to their rescue, for he is simply the best there is.]
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How condescendin' Kar. I didn't realize that there was a rule against hawin' fun, or that you're too good for it, or that you were too busy for it. But, YES where was I?
[Ahem!]
No one is gonna hawe to tell the tale of Sharpshot Piexes, because Arcaner Spellscar is just the wizard for this catastrophe!
[It's then that he actually leans down a bit, trying to actually scoop her up, but with her hanging like that, it doesn't go over too well and instead, Eridan basically topples over backwards, finding himself splayed out on the ground with Feferi. He is the best hero, many maidens will be lucky when he comes to their rescue, for he is simply the best there is.]