[Don't mind David, this is funny. It doesn't sound like he's mocking anyone, though.]

Well then, why shouldn't he have a say? Even if he's not a squirrel, he still eats berries and nuts! I know that I try to not store too many berries at a time. They might rot!

[He doesn't expect this discussion to get anywhere, squirrels are nature's planters. They'll always feel compelled to store more than they need. It's fun anyway. A troll taking the time to talk with a squirrel... he never thought he'd see it!]