[ Ah, so it was that time of the month again. The time that confused newcomers appeared around the city and meandered about like lost children.

Except this one was literally... a lost child.

Normally, he would let them on their way but, well... one head splattered would be another unsightly mess in his vicinity. So... have him approaching, clearing his throat for attention. ]

Beg pardon but I couldn't overhear this spot of trouble. I'm quite certain this poor local had nothing to do with your arrival here whatsoever.