the one year anniversary is a perfect excuse to wrestle chocobos

[stayb100ponyboy]

[The video feeds turns on just in time to catch a loud crash and for the camera to be completely covered in black material. Then the darkness lifts, showing a view of a backyard, complete with a splintered, broken wooden fence and Equius, stalking a blue chocobo.]

[Does anyone remember when Darkleer was a chick and was small enough to ride around on Equius' shoulder? Those days are long past, and it's an almost fully grown, towering feathery asshole that is ducking and weaving, all while warking joyously, as Equius chases him around the yard with a saddle.]

Aha, you think I'll give up that easily? You're wearing this saddle whether you like it or not!

[Equius lunges, Darkleer kicks him in the chest, Equius flies backwards and crashes into the fence, sending more splinters into the air. It's hard to tell who is having a better time here.]

[OOC: it's my Vatheon one year anniversary today! Thank you, everyone, for a year's worth of amazing RP!]

Comments

[toreadorkabull]

Uhhh..

Would you maybe, like some help?

[stayb100ponyboy]

[The response Tavros gets is not from Equius, but rather from Darkleer. There's suddenly a large beak poking at the SFC's viewscreen and a very enthusiastic voice in Tavros' head.]

hi hi hi hi hi you're like the other one who can talk but your horns aren't as big but you can talk to me too and you're friends with the green troll who smells like cats i don't like cats one chased me when i was little but now i'm big big big and i can chase cats if i want to hi hi hi

[toreadorkabull]

-=gosh he's energetic!=-

I am! On, uhhh... all those things you just said. Hello!

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Darkleer warks gleefully, but that is right when Equius sneaks up behind him and tackles him. Both troll and chocobo land in a pile in the yard, all flailing arms and feathers, and Tavros gets to hear a rare sound... Equius laughing.]

Now I've got you!

[Darkleer squawks and trie to wrestle out of Equius' grip, deeply enjoying the game.]

wheeeeee this is fun equius is fun to play with you and the other one who can talk should come play with us wide horn troll

[toreadorkabull]

-=a-awwwww. equius you are surprisingly precious=-

Maybe I will, at some point. But, uh... I do not want to be intrusive.

[badb100bird]

no no no we're all friends here come and play and bring the green troll and we'll all have fun she's friends with equius too and sometimes they sit in piles together and talk about things and they let me and pounce sit with them and it's very cozy and nice

[toreadorkabull]

If, uh... Equius wants us too, I wouldn't mind.

[stayb100ponyboy]

If Equius wants what?

[Whoops, sometimes he forgets that Tavros can do that same thing that Lysunder can and talk directly to the chocobos.]

[toreadorkabull]

Oh, uh... if you want, Nepeta and I to come by too. Darkleer was asking.

[stayb100ponyboy]

Oh.

Yeah, if you want.

[clownjack] I need more tav cr :|

[420]

Haha, no need to be getting your worry on, bro. They just be messing about like two real good motherfuckin' bros.

[Good bros always toss each other into fences and shit, right.]

[clownjack] all the cr, all of it :|

[toreadorkabull]

-=clearly it is the thing to do=-

Haha, okay. I just thought that, uh.. it would be a good idea, to offer my services. Just in case!

[420]

Thanks, bro. What kinda wicked informing would you all get on at any motherfucker wanting to ride these featherbros?

[toreadorkabull]

Actually, I have been, uh... reading and learning about these featherbeasts. Because I would like to get one, or maybe two. They're, uh... kind of like hoofbeasts, in that if you are calm with them, it helps them be calm too.

[420]

Yeah? What else you got for a brother? Anything on all how to be riding these bros?

[toreadorkabull]

Well, uh... what has happened, when you try to ride?

[420]

Haven't all tried yet. But she didn't make no motherfuckin' fuss when we got all the fuckin' gear on her.

[toreadorkabull]

Did you not, uh... try to get on?

[420]

I was like fuckin' waiting for Equius to all get his fuckin' gear on but I think my motherfuckin' blue bro and his featherbro got up and caught up messing about together.

[Just look at them play. Isn't it adorable? And destructive? Adorastructive.]

[toreadorkabull]

-=he had no idea Equius could be a that dorable. Or adorable at all really=-

Well, uh... I guess my first advice to give, on riding the featherbeasts would to, uh... not try and wrestle with them, when you want to try and mount them!

[420]

[Equius is all sorts of adorable. Gamzee could give him a reading sometimes on all the ways he manages to be.

He laughs though at that advice, propping the SFC up before he rolls onto his stomach and continues to chat like that. All chill and relaxed.]

Think I can wrap my fuckin' pan around that. What next?

[toreadorkabull]

-=he's hanging around outside somewhere, he's rarely indoors anymore=-

Uhh.. honestly, I have not actually ridden one myself, since I do not have one of my own. But, I think the best thing is to, make sure that they trust you, or they might try to kick you off.

[420]

[Is his rack starting to get too massive to fit through doors? Or does he just like the sweet caress of nature?]

Got this lil' feathersister all for longer what I can get my count on for. Haha, if she ain't be trusting this motherfucker now, I ain't thinkin' she is gonna change her pan on it.