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[otaku_hitman]

[ hey, look who it is, covered in dirt and sand. ]

Fuuuuuuuck. I need more starfish tokens. There's this shop that has sweet video games and anime that I have to have. This default shit they give us is all fish. Fish do not cover my need for hot chicks, magical girls, and mecha.

At least tasks here don't involve land mines or scorpions.

[ ooc: slowly coming back. Coming back now. This place keeps my sanity somehow. thank god this project from hell is almost over. tag me. I need activity tags. D: ]

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[rebull]

wHAT THE HELL 1S AN1ME?

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[otaku_hitman]

[ if only you could see his face right now..... total shock. ]

How the hell do you not know anime? Japanese animation? mecha? hot anime babes?

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[rebull]

1 GOT 'HOT' AND 'BABES' BUT UH, nOT SURE ABOUT THE OTHER STUFF.
jAPANESE AS 1N THAT HUMAN TYPE, r1GHT?

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[otaku_hitman]

........

Yeah. People from Japan. Do you live under a rock?

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[rebull]

eH HEH,
aRE YOU NEW HERE?

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[otaku_hitman]

Yeah, so? Doesn't make me a fucking n00b.

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[rebull]

[Switching to video, makes it easier. Have a grey skinned alien with horns that reach out of the camera's few, orange and yellow eyes, fangs, and wings that you probably can' see right now because they're folded back. He looks to be giving you a rather wide smile, despite his obviously battered condition.]

Uh, pretty sure you might be a bit of a 'noob'.

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[otaku_hitman]

[ total wtf response. ]

Shit, you some kind of fucking cosplayer?

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[rebull]

Um, ...no. This is what I look like. [Chuckles, leaning back a little.]

See, told ya, total noob.

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[otaku_hitman]

This place is really fucked up.

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[rebull]

Yeah well, get used to it, it's uh, it's not gonna change any time soon and you're stuck here till who the hell knows. [Shrugs.]

Either way, I'd adore if you gave me a name. [Grin.]

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[otaku_hitman]

[ well that much he figures D:

The next statement gets somewhat of another wtf look ]

Name? You want me to give you a name? Don't you have your own name or is it [ a bunch of clicky and other dumb noises ] or some shit?

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[rebull]

[Snerk.]

Well that was rude, what animal were you even trying to copy there? My name's Lysunder, even if I asked you first.

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[otaku_hitman]

Foreign names are fucking weird.

[ yeah, that sounds like a D&D name, if he ever knew one. ]

The name's Travis Touchdown. Best name there is.

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[rebull]

Such a gentleman.

[Smirks, rolling his eyes.]

Travis Touchdown. Travis Touchdown~ MMmm I like it.

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[otaku_hitman]

[ travis does not strive to be a gentleman ]

Fucking right. Got a nice ring to it.

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[rebull]

[It was a joke, like your sense of humor, OOOOooooh-]

MMm, it does, I bet the ring stays when said under all conditions.

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[otaku_hitman]

[ Oh snap. ]

Fucking right it does.

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[rebull]

So Earth I take it, Travis~?

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[otaku_hitman]

Damn straight. Lemme guess, you're from some other place?

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[rebull]

And you'd be right in guessing that. Entirely different planet actually. You'll get that a lot around here.

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[otaku_hitman]

NASA would've gone crazy in this place. Fucking weird sci-fi channel special.

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[rebull]

NASA as in, what?

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[otaku_hitman]

National Aerospace Society or something. Fuck if I remember what all the letters stand for.

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[rebull]

Yeah well, other planets isn't all you'll have to deal with, babe. Apparently people can pop up from all different points in time and from alternative versions of where ever you came from too. I've heard of a few different versions of Earth since I got here.