[And have a phone call. Izaya was never very good at being sympathetic- or in this case- empathetic.

Now there's just some laughter coming through.]

My, Lysunder, how revealing! I'm almost charmed by that. You do know most people never take someone like you seriously as far as romanticism goes? Even with such a sweet confession. Although I can't help but wonder- flings are steps to what exactly?

I wonder what it's like to be so consumed by carnal desires. Hnn...Well if you like, you can take me on a date! It'll be fun and I have nothing to do anyway. Besides I really don't like being alone right now.

[....Well. He doesn't seem to have anything to say about that :| So he just pretends he never even said it.]