Don't be such a pessimist! You've gotta be proactive about these things, y'know? And you won't be trapped. I drew up specs for the place, you can escape real easy into either the kitchen or the side hall that'll be right next to the bar. There's a back door out the kitchen and the hall takes you upstairs where it'll be employees only. See? Totally safe!

C'mon man, it'll be good for you! You don't even have to take appointments if you don't want, just tend bar.