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20: This is not your usual Sleeping Beauty.

[When you’re a demon who has actually slept for an entire century, a month is practically like a catnap to you. Really, sleeping is positively one of the best things that has ever been gifted to the human race. You just close your eyes and drift off without any worries or needs or things bothering you, just like that.]

[The problem is, about sleeping, is that it leaves you in a very vulnerable state that people like certain vampires might take advantage of.]

[See Crowley. See Crowley sleeping with the most ridiculous outfit on, including a various assortment of shapes on his face and bright glittery stars stuck right in each of the shades of his sunglasses, not to mention the blonde pigtails clipped to his hair. He seems way deep into sleep though, and not even conscious of the fact that he’s being made a laughingstock on camera.]

[But wait...who is even filming this in the first place?]

[Who’s holding the camera really shouldn’t be too much of a mystery. But in case anyone’s left wondering, the mystery is revealed by a giggle as one Johnny Rayflo pans the camera to get the full view of his handiwork.]

Mmm....I suppose this would be considered mean...but he’s been asleep for so long...

[He turns the camera to his own face, a devilish grin on his lips.]

Perhaps a ‘kiss of awakening’, hmm~?

[Johnny drops his hand, the camera showing a lovely shot of Crowley’s shoulder as the vampire leans over to kiss the demon full on the lips.]

[For a minute or so, there is no reaction from the demon. And then suddenly, a hand seizes Johnny by the throat, and Crowley suddenly wakes up, his voice almost a snarl.]

YOU LITTLE BUGGER-

[And then there’s just a second or two when he almost comically stares at his surroundings, and...what in the name of somebody is all this?!]

How-how long have I been...?

[But no matter, because he knows that stupid smug grin on the vampire next to him to know that all of this just didn’t happen randomly, oh no. He lets go of the vampire’s neck, letting out a disgusted sound, before gazing in horror at what he’s wearing because wait a second, that isn’t his suit at all.]

You bloody- you took off my clothes?! And replaced it with this?!!

[Johnny’s smirk is unchanging and he winks, knowing full well he’s in huge trouble, so why not make the most of it?]

I did~ And you look pretty good in the suit.....but that’s nothing compared to out of it~~

[There is a twitch in Crowley’s features...oh, that was the last straw. No more Mr. Nice Guy (as if there had ever been a nice guy to be in Crowley’s lifetime, but still, he could use a phrase like that when he wanted), and he snaps his fingers. Immediately, the ridiculous dress thing is gone, as well as the pigtails and stars, to be replaced by his usual cool suit. He lets out a deep breath, as if he’s trying to remain composed but failing utterly at it at the same time.]

Johnny...

[Okay, to heck with composure, this is war. In a second, he’s pinning the vampire against the wall, looking hellbent on performing murder in his place right here and now.]

You-you stupid, idiotic, moronic little toerag!!

[Johnny drops the SFC, the device clattering to the ground to give an angled upward view of the two. The vampire himself looks fairly composed considering it looks like he’s about to be murdered where he stands.]

Such harsh words, Crow~ley~~ You wound me~~

[He leans his face closer (as much as he can, anyway) and his smirk widens into more of a smile. He’d never admit it, but he missed this~]

I think you’re a little rusty due to your nap, darling~~

RUSTY? YOU’RE CALLING ME RUSTY?!

[Hell hath no fury like a vaguely sauntered downwards fallen angel scorned. Or made fun of while they were sleeping, anyways.]

I should tear your head off and feed it to vultures so they can have a nice lovely dinner using your bones, and-

[For him being so furious, what Crowley does next is bound to shock a few people- because he, quite literally, plants his lips on Johnny’s, as if he’s trying to overpower the vampire that way instead of through words.]

[Johnny had been smirking as though he’d been watching an amusing T.V. show instead of the angry tirade of a demon. However, when he’s hit with the kiss, his eyes go wide in shock for a moment, then close as he kisses back, hands grasping at whatever part of Crowley they could reach.]

[Crowley’s foot almost steps on the SFC nearby as he moves in closer, though, and the demon stops, looking downwards with a dumbfounded look.]

Did-have you been recording this entire time, vampire?

[Johnny’s smirk turns into a full cheshire-like grin as he gazes up at Crowley as if they were discussing dinner plans.]

Mmmmhmmm~~ Perhaps public attention plus a lover’s kiss are what woke you up, hmm~~? Now, what were you saying about vultures~?

[Crowley hisses like an enraged cobra, and snatches the SFC off the floor as he turns to Johnny.]

You stay there! I’m not done with you yet...this will teach you to film me, you bloody little idiot...

[He then walks over to the window, opens it, and then he just throws it as hard as he can at the other building. Sorry, people living in the nearby building. You’re going to have to clean up the SFC crater that has now torn through your living spaces.]

[Crowley is just not the type of guy who can take rude awakenings nicely, after all.]

[ooc: Green is Crowley and orange is Johnny! Feel free to comment on this most awkward of posts, both of them will be answering. /o/]

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[Sola's not... entirely sure what he's seeing here. Admittedly a grown man in a dress is pretty hilarious no matter what world you're from (barring worlds where that's normal) but his amusement promptly vanishes into the ether at that kiss.

Why is Johnny letting someone else kiss him? They both seem kinda mad about it though...

More talking, then...

Damnit, Johnny, why are you...?]

Uh...

[Yes the most intelligent of messages. Have an extremely confused, flustered, and uncomfortable Hylian, gentlemen.]

If you have nothing nice to say, I highly recommend you don't say anything at all. So you can save your face from being punched in. Wouldn't that be nice?

Me?! I didn't even say anything! And at least I don't go around kissing other people's matesprits! If anyone deserves a face punching it's you!

Matesprits? [A raise of the eyebrow.] Wait a second...you're not a troll. How come you're using that word?

And he's the one kissing me, if you were watching carefully. Sheesh, you all are ready to find a scapegoat for everything, huh?

You're both kissing! It takes two people to kiss!

[Raised by Trolls! But he doesn't really feel the need to explain that right now.]

I'm mad at him too, anyway! Why the fuck are you both-!?

[Yup, all riled up now to the point of not being able to even finish that sentence. He hasn't even kissed Johnny yet! Not like that anyway. It's totally not fair! And he may not be very experienced with relationships yet but pretty sure you're not supposed to go around kissing other people.

He's just gonna angrily pout at you over the SFC for awhile, Crowley.]

Yes, but he started it.

[And a raise of the eyebrow. Wait, is this...?]

Wait a second. Are you Johnny's boyfriend? The one everyone keeps telling me about?

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I don't care who started it! Just stop it!

[He glares irritably through the SFC.]

That's what I said! Johnny's my matesprit or boyfriend or whatever word you use so knock it off!

[Don't make him come over there ~~and totally make things ten times worse~~.]

Tell him that!

[He holds up his hands, as if in apology.] Fine, fine, take him! He's all yours. It's not like I want him anyways.

Just keep him away from me, alright?

[Sola takes a minute to respond since he's having a bit of a startling revelation concerning Johnny and Crowley. When he turns his attention to the demon again, he's calmed down considerably, mostly just confused rather than enraged.]

Sorry, I didn't-... um... It's okay. I can't really keep him from doing anything though, if you really wanted me to. I mean, he's his own person and everything, and that's more the auspistice's job.

[Wow how do you talk to your matesprit's kismesis? Signless is going to have so many questions to answer later.]

[Whoah, this is a sudden change. Crowley stares, almost dumbfounded, before trying to understand what exactly he's talking about.]

Wait, so all of a sudden you're not responsible for him? And who is this auspistice person or whatever? More troll lingo?

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[Oh, now you get the annoyed face.]

Hey hey hey! Lay off him!

[THIS IS CROWLEY NOT CARING, NEWS AT ELEVEN.]

What? He was the one watching it all like some imbecile of a teenage girl watching an X-rated movie for the first time.

Just leave him alone, asshole.

Why should I?

First, because I fucking said so. Second, because he doesn't know any better. Third, because fuck you.

[Meanwhile, Crowley's smile just gets wider and wider.]

Ooh, the little brat has quite the dirty tongue! How nice.

I don't see any reason to be polite to you, asshole.

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[Oh....hi, Sola. While he wouldn't consider kissing Crowley as 'cheating' that didn't mean he'd really intended for Sola to see it.]

Sola?

[He didn't know what the Hylian was thinking and that needed to be his first concern.]

[Pretty much in the doghouse there, bucko.]

Why are you kissing other people?!

[After they'd had that talk about the letter too! Honestly Johnny, he's feeling pretty jerked around!]

[He does look a little bit like a dog scolded.]

It's complicated...

[But he knows he owes more of an explanation than that because of their talk about the letter.]

Have you ever heard of hating someone so much you want to kiss them?

...what, like a kismesis?

[Troll romance 101.]

You didn't tell me you had a kismesis!

A......what?

[How does he quadrants?]

It's like you just said. Someone you hate so much you don't want to live without them. Like... romantic hate, or whatever. Signless said non-trolls don't feel that but I guess you can...?

[Wow this is... yeah, wow. How does he deal with this?]

[WHAT? NO. HE DOESN'T LOVE CROWLEY!! Except he kinda told Ky that he did...hmm.]

Well...I guess..yeah, something like that. Didn't realize there was a term out there for it.

[Wow...things might actually be less confusing now.]

[Nod.]

Signless told me. I guess vampires are kind of like trolls, maybe.

[Not that it means he wants to see Johnny having hate-makeouts but at least he can be a little more okay with the fact that it happens. Johnny's just filling his quadrants, after all. Though that begs the question...]

Do you have any other quadrants I should know about? Like a moirail or an auspistice? I just, uh...

[Glancing at the main feed again. Yeah, he's kind of uncomfortable.]

I don't really like being surprised with stuff like that.