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Roxy Lalonde ([personal profile] oceanbreasts) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-09-16 01:02 pm
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[ Those who live wherever this body is located, or those who just happen to have their SFC on them when it happens, get to be awoken by what is, undoubtedly, one of the most sudden screeches ever.

Except it doesn't last long. In fact, it cuts out pretty quickly. Then there's a panicked Oh my GOD! before the screaming starts up again.

Roxy--that is, Gale--is suddenly in the video, looking absurdly panicked. ]

Dirk. Dirky. D-Stride. Help. You go. You go and you look at my body. You go and you look at my body and you make sure it's okay. Please tell me my body is fine.

[ Wait. Pause.

She snorts. ]

Pfffft nah my body is totes fine. I need you to tell me it's safe!

[ There we go.

OVER AND OUT. ]

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[If he knows that manner of speech right, and the way whoever-it-is is asking about Dirk, then...]

IS THAT YOU, ROXY?
rainbowarch: (☈ - So why the hell...!)

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[personal profile] rainbowarch 2012-09-16 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Being as he just got back to Vatheon and in a condition that was just one step above "dead," (Thanks, Vatheon, you couldn't have mended his other injuries as well? No? Okay.) Today was a day that was dedicated to rest and recovery.

Well, that was the plan anyway.

It's the shrieking that wakes Cielo up and he stumbles out of bed, into the hall, and towards Gale's room. Was Gale screaming? Gale doesn't scream. He nearly shoves the door to Gale's room open mere seconds after Roxy makes her SFC post.]

Gale!? The hell happened, bro!?
oceanbreasts: (Default)

VIDEO HERE i'm lazy

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-09-16 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The eyes go a little wider and Roxy clutches the SFC almost desperately. ]

Kitten?
Edited (WELL THAT LOOKED LIKE SHIT) 2012-09-16 17:22 (UTC)

and he'll stick to text until further notice

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
KARKAT, NOT KITTEN
BUT YES, IT'S ME.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHOSE BODY GOT SWITCHED AROUND, SO DON'T WORRY TOO HARD.
IT'LL BE OVER IN A WEEK.
oceanbreasts: (this is the part where the drums)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-09-16 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)


[ OKAY NOPE STRANGER BUSTING INTO THE ROOM IS NOT HELPING ANYTHING but at least doesn't start screaming. You know. Again. ]

Nope no Gales here only Roxys unless I look like a Gale in which case I suppose Gale impersonators are here hahaha...

[ Okay shh calm down Roxy you're getting hysterical. ]
oceanbreasts: (omg wat)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-09-16 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wow if that was supposed to comfort her you really suck at this. ]

A week? I have to stay like this for a week?!

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S A CURSE, DUMBASS.
THEY ALWAYS LAST A WEEK.
oceanbreasts: (but he never comes back and 17 years)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-09-16 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)


No fuck you just 'cause you've gone and accepted your fate doesn't mean I have to.

[ . . . ]

Oh my god I'm sober.

[ the real crime here ]

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
OH, SO YOU'RE NOT ACCEPTING IT, HUH.
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN GOING TO DO
BITCH UNTIL THE STARS GO OUT IN HOPES THAT THE SCIENTISTS TAKE MERCY ON YOU, YOU SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE YOU, AND GRANT YOUR WISH BECAUSE IT'S YOURS?
THEY DON'T CARE, THEY DON'T LISTEN, AND EVERY ONE OF US IS STUCK WITHOUT REPRIEVE UNTIL IT'S OVER.
JUST GET INTO CONTACT WITH WHOEVER THE ORIGINAL OWNER IS AND TALK TO HIM ABOUT ANYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW
AND DO THE SAME FOR HIM IF HE HAS YOURS
OR WHOEVER ELSE GOT STUCK WITH IT.
JUST BECAUSE I HAD A SIMPLE SWAP DOESN'T MEAN I CAN TRUST THE SCIENTISTS TO KEEP IT THAT WAY FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
oceanbreasts: (now let's copy poker face like)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-09-16 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)


[ Well. She WAS going to whine some more, but then-- ]

Oh shit, who'd you get switched with?

[ TELL HER TELL HER TELL HER ]

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
ERIDAN.
HE HAS MY BODY TOO, SO IF YOU SEE WHAT LOOKS LIKE ME RUNNING AROUND DRESSED DUMB, IT'S HIM.
oceanbreasts: (skinny waist)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-09-16 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)


[ Pffffffffffhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ]

Oh god I want to see this. No, no I'm pretty sure I need to see this. I hope he wears a cape.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
TWO WORDS, ROXY:
"FUCK"
"YOU".
THIS ISN'T HALF AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK IT IS.
oceanbreasts: (yeah I'm a real big sinner)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-09-16 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)


And some stripey pants!

[ 8D ]

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
STOP.
JUST STOP, CEASE, DESIST, KNOCK IT OFF, THE END, NO MORE.
SEEING WHATEVER HE ENDS UP WEARING IS GOING TO BE HORROR ENOUGH FOR ME WITHOUT YOUR MORONIC COMMENTARY TO ADD.
oceanbreasts: (get arrested daily ly)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-09-16 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)


Aw, Kitten, you sound upset. It's only for a week, right?

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
SAYS THE ONE WHO WAS WHINING LIKE IT WAS A DEATH SENTENCE EARLIER!
oceanbreasts: (my mom and dad)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-09-16 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)


I was making a point, duh! We all got shit to whine about here.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
YOUR POINT SUCKS.
THE WORST I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS WHAT AFFRONT TO THE EYES ERIDAN STICKS MY BODY IN.
THIS IS WEIRD, BUT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS I COULD BE STUCK AS.
oceanbreasts: (I'm out the door)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-09-16 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)


Hey. Hey. You know what you should do? Go put some of his shit on a top shelf somewhere.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
IF HE FIGURES OUT MY GOD POWER IT WON'T HAVE ANY POINT.
ALSO, WHY SHOULD I.
oceanbreasts: (oh hells no)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-09-16 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)


Um hello for the fun of it? Geez you are more of a wet blanket than Dirk.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
DON'T COMPARE ME TO HIM!
I JUST DON'T SEE THE REASON IN BEING A DICK TO HIM FOR NO REASON.
IS THAT SO UNTHINKABLE TO YOU.
rainbowarch: (☈ - Looking for something?)

[personal profile] rainbowarch 2012-09-16 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Confirmation this is not Gale: received. Cielo puts up both of his hands to show he isn't a threat. So this is...Roxy, then? Is that this person's name?]

Calm down...you're name's Roxy, ja?

[Either Gale bumped his head on something or this is another Vatheon curse.]
oceanbreasts: (he's had a whole fucking family with som)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-09-16 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)


It's not being a dick, it's called playin' a little harmless joke on a friend.
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