oceanbreasts: (this is the part where the drums)
Roxy Lalonde ([personal profile] oceanbreasts) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-09-16 01:02 pm

002; action/video

[ Those who live wherever this body is located, or those who just happen to have their SFC on them when it happens, get to be awoken by what is, undoubtedly, one of the most sudden screeches ever.

Except it doesn't last long. In fact, it cuts out pretty quickly. Then there's a panicked Oh my GOD! before the screaming starts up again.

Roxy--that is, Gale--is suddenly in the video, looking absurdly panicked. ]


Dirk. Dirky. D-Stride. Help. You go. You go and you look at my body. You go and you look at my body and you make sure it's okay. Please tell me my body is fine.

[ Wait. Pause.

She snorts. ]


Pfffft nah my body is totes fine. I need you to tell me it's safe!

[ There we go.

OVER AND OUT. ]

[TEXT]

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[If he knows that manner of speech right, and the way whoever-it-is is asking about Dirk, then...]

IS THAT YOU, ROXY?
rainbowarch: (☈ - So why the hell...!)

[action]

[personal profile] rainbowarch 2012-09-16 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Being as he just got back to Vatheon and in a condition that was just one step above "dead," (Thanks, Vatheon, you couldn't have mended his other injuries as well? No? Okay.) Today was a day that was dedicated to rest and recovery.

Well, that was the plan anyway.

It's the shrieking that wakes Cielo up and he stumbles out of bed, into the hall, and towards Gale's room. Was Gale screaming? Gale doesn't scream. He nearly shoves the door to Gale's room open mere seconds after Roxy makes her SFC post.]


Gale!? The hell happened, bro!?

and he'll stick to text until further notice

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
KARKAT, NOT KITTEN
BUT YES, IT'S ME.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHOSE BODY GOT SWITCHED AROUND, SO DON'T WORRY TOO HARD.
IT'LL BE OVER IN A WEEK.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S A CURSE, DUMBASS.
THEY ALWAYS LAST A WEEK.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
OH, SO YOU'RE NOT ACCEPTING IT, HUH.
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN GOING TO DO
BITCH UNTIL THE STARS GO OUT IN HOPES THAT THE SCIENTISTS TAKE MERCY ON YOU, YOU SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE YOU, AND GRANT YOUR WISH BECAUSE IT'S YOURS?
THEY DON'T CARE, THEY DON'T LISTEN, AND EVERY ONE OF US IS STUCK WITHOUT REPRIEVE UNTIL IT'S OVER.
JUST GET INTO CONTACT WITH WHOEVER THE ORIGINAL OWNER IS AND TALK TO HIM ABOUT ANYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW
AND DO THE SAME FOR HIM IF HE HAS YOURS
OR WHOEVER ELSE GOT STUCK WITH IT.
JUST BECAUSE I HAD A SIMPLE SWAP DOESN'T MEAN I CAN TRUST THE SCIENTISTS TO KEEP IT THAT WAY FOR EVERYONE ELSE.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
ERIDAN.
HE HAS MY BODY TOO, SO IF YOU SEE WHAT LOOKS LIKE ME RUNNING AROUND DRESSED DUMB, IT'S HIM.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
TWO WORDS, ROXY:
"FUCK"
"YOU".
THIS ISN'T HALF AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK IT IS.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
STOP.
JUST STOP, CEASE, DESIST, KNOCK IT OFF, THE END, NO MORE.
SEEING WHATEVER HE ENDS UP WEARING IS GOING TO BE HORROR ENOUGH FOR ME WITHOUT YOUR MORONIC COMMENTARY TO ADD.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
SAYS THE ONE WHO WAS WHINING LIKE IT WAS A DEATH SENTENCE EARLIER!

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
YOUR POINT SUCKS.
THE WORST I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS WHAT AFFRONT TO THE EYES ERIDAN STICKS MY BODY IN.
THIS IS WEIRD, BUT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS I COULD BE STUCK AS.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
IF HE FIGURES OUT MY GOD POWER IT WON'T HAVE ANY POINT.
ALSO, WHY SHOULD I.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-09-16 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
DON'T COMPARE ME TO HIM!
I JUST DON'T SEE THE REASON IN BEING A DICK TO HIM FOR NO REASON.
IS THAT SO UNTHINKABLE TO YOU.
rainbowarch: (☈ - Looking for something?)

[personal profile] rainbowarch 2012-09-16 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Confirmation this is not Gale: received. Cielo puts up both of his hands to show he isn't a threat. So this is...Roxy, then? Is that this person's name?]

Calm down...you're name's Roxy, ja?

[Either Gale bumped his head on something or this is another Vatheon curse.]

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