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Hubert Ozwell || ヒューバート・オズウェル ([personal profile] dualbladewarrior) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-11-16 12:50 pm

.7 : video

[This isn't really an accidental video broadcast, though it certainly looks like it. Hubert had turned his SFC on with every intent of requesting back up, but as the feed starts there's a very loud cry from the poor frazzled Lieutenant as the SFC is... stolen.

By the mouth of a very hungry goat.]


NO! GIVE THAT BACK THIS INSTANT!

[A bit of a scuffle ensues as Hubert fights to keep his poor comm from winding up in the gullet of a goat, and he finally manages to yank it free. There's a quiet 'eugh...' at the copious amounts of saliva left on it. The goat lets out an annoyed noise at Hubert and even snaps at him, but Hubert manages to dodge the bite. Around him, several other animals are just wandering around loose in the Amusement Park, and several others have already gotten past the gates.]

This is ridiculous! How did they even escape?! I-- no no no, get away from there!

[This time the SFC just drops and lands pointed up, so nothing more can be seen for a while. There's just a lot of frustrated cries from Hubert, and a lot of mixed animals noises, most of them annoyed that he seems to be attempting to (and failing) to round them up and keep them from escaping.

Eventually, some five minutes later he comes back to his SFC and picks it up, hair a mess, glasses skewed, and a deeper scowl than usual on his features.]


The animals from the petting zoo have escaped. I would very much appreciate some assistance getting them back before they cause any more damage than they already have.
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Video

[personal profile] malik_caesar 2012-11-16 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Aren't you a highly-trained officer in the Strahtan military?

[Malik struggles to keep the smile and humor out of his demeanor.]
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[Voice]

[personal profile] dwightandclean 2012-11-17 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay this is amusing; and something he can help with.]

Any idea what parts of the town they're in?

[Yeah he's being helpful-but you can totally hear the smile in his voice.]
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Re: [Voice]

[personal profile] dwightandclean 2012-11-17 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[In 20/20 Hindsight it'll be funny, Hu. Promise.]

Alright. I can either fix the pens or round 'em up.
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Re: [Voice]

[personal profile] dwightandclean 2012-11-17 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Trust, Dwight, he lives 20/20 Hindsight.]

I'll be right over once I pester some of the locals for tools.
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Re: [Voice]

[personal profile] dwightandclean 2012-11-17 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's what I do.

[Later.]
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[personal profile] 420 2012-11-17 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, what's so fuckin' wrong on letting the motherfuckers be free?
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[personal profile] 420 2012-11-17 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe they got empty foodsacks? Like, what if we'd get the motherfuckers some choice ass pastries to be partaking in? I bet they'd all settle the fuck down then and we could be bros.
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[personal profile] 420 2012-11-17 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be like that, bro. Every motherfucker does all be needing the good filling up of a pimp-ass slice of pie sometimes. Even you.
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[personal profile] 420 2012-11-17 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever you say, motherfucker. And like... a brother gotta get his speak on all like how it does be feelin' right to his pump. Just don't over-think any of that shit and just be letting the noise flow, yeah?
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[personal profile] 420 2012-11-17 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
No? Haha, well, shit, motherfucker, all that noise already up and fuckin' left my nug so I ain't to be rightly in the possession of it none no more.

[He shrugs a little, smiling.]

Probably weren't important. If it was, it'll come back to us again, I'm sure. Stuff got its way of working the fuck out like that.
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[personal profile] crabbygenius 2012-11-17 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds like you have your hands full.
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[personal profile] crabbygenius 2012-11-17 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Need some help then?
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voice; Dadjack

[personal profile] aim_exorable 2012-11-17 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Darkleer makes sure to encourage his little stolen pony to canter somewhere else so that he doesn't nicker near his strategically placed SFC. Then he turns it on.]

What he first said was that a troll should speak from his heart. He shouldn't overthink it, just speak.

Then he said that if the words have already left his mouth, then there's no point in worrying much about it because they've simply been said already. If it's important, one of you will recall it.

I hope that assists.
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[personal profile] crabbygenius 2012-11-17 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'll see what I can do. Can you tell me where the majority of the animals headed to?

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