[Challenge accepted.

One might suppose waking up dangled from an ankle by a looming grim reaper standing on a flying skateboard a few hundred feet from the ground might be more distressing if the victim couldn't just do the Windy Thing, but when it comes to raising the ante, Kid never holds back.

This should be good.]

Then, if your friend has the misfortune of being stuck here with the rest of us, I look forward to having your claim proven.