[And Karkat will carefully save the link.]

I'll fill it out when I've got a free moment for it.

[That second part, though... He frowns.]

You're human, and you're not having it forced on you now. Just call it a birthday. I mean, I'm stuck here living with all of you, aren't I? But I'm still going to bother more with my would-be wriggling day when it happens instead of this.