Just when I think you humans can't top all the pointless idiocy I've seen or heard of from you, you go for the gold medal, and win it, no contest. You are the champions of dumbfuckery. You did it, congratulations, and I hate you all for subjecting me to the display.

I mean, what is even the point of dividing yourself about who wants to marry who? I still don't understand why you make such a big deal out of what gender you like, even when it's been explained to me why it's a thing for your species. ... Not that that makes much sense either. This whole sexuality division thing is stupid, and making laws about it is even worse. And marriage isn't even native to my culture!