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caughtinanetwork2012-12-19 08:59 pm
kringlefuck) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-12-19 08:59 pm
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[ Well. Somebody missed a lot of excitement, but look who is finally back home from adventuring in the jungle! That's right, this guy here. He's rather oblivious to any events going on here in the city, but he has sneaked back into his residency. Here, he's sporting a nice black eye and a busted lip, but he doesn't seem too fazed by it. In fact, Jake almost seems proud of it.
Here, though, he is recording from his kitchen. There seems to be a palm tree in the background, resting across the kitchen counter, followed by an assortments of all sorts of fruits.
Jake pans into the shot, wearing an apron that more than likely belonged to Roxy because of its pink color and kitty paw prints all over it. Yep.
He speaks, carrying that weird bullshit Australian accent. ]
Salutations potential comrades whom which I share our new residency with. I deeply apologize for my absence but I went on a little adventure and discovered nothing but an assortment of fruits and good golly, I love fruit. So here, I am going to surprise my fellow mates with a little something or another in the kitchen like fruit pies. That's a thing, isn't it? Anywhoodles, I haven't the scarcest how to operate an oven system. I do believe setting it on high temperature first is best thing to do until it is warm enough, ay?
Oh! But here, I have it all old fashioned just in case I decide to not to be all modern and what not.
[ And he holds up two sticks. He clanks them together and sets them aside. ]
Alright! So I guess I need some sort of dough or something? How the hellblazes do you even make that? Any recipes idea? Oh! I should at least get some sugar! Surely we have that around here!
[ A little flame appears behind him on the stove and he pans out of the shot, oblivious of it as he rummages around the kitchen.
Although the kind gesture to make food for his roomies, maybe he should have told them because wow, he didn't even filter it away from them to surprise them. :|
Hello, my name is Jake English, and my goal is to burn down the house by the end of the night.
Action for roommates! But text/video open for canonmates or anybody else. ]
Here, though, he is recording from his kitchen. There seems to be a palm tree in the background, resting across the kitchen counter, followed by an assortments of all sorts of fruits.
Jake pans into the shot, wearing an apron that more than likely belonged to Roxy because of its pink color and kitty paw prints all over it. Yep.
He speaks, carrying that weird bullshit Australian accent. ]
Salutations potential comrades whom which I share our new residency with. I deeply apologize for my absence but I went on a little adventure and discovered nothing but an assortment of fruits and good golly, I love fruit. So here, I am going to surprise my fellow mates with a little something or another in the kitchen like fruit pies. That's a thing, isn't it? Anywhoodles, I haven't the scarcest how to operate an oven system. I do believe setting it on high temperature first is best thing to do until it is warm enough, ay?
Oh! But here, I have it all old fashioned just in case I decide to not to be all modern and what not.
[ And he holds up two sticks. He clanks them together and sets them aside. ]
Alright! So I guess I need some sort of dough or something? How the hellblazes do you even make that? Any recipes idea? Oh! I should at least get some sugar! Surely we have that around here!
[ A little flame appears behind him on the stove and he pans out of the shot, oblivious of it as he rummages around the kitchen.
Although the kind gesture to make food for his roomies, maybe he should have told them because wow, he didn't even filter it away from them to surprise them. :|
Hello, my name is Jake English, and my goal is to burn down the house by the end of the night.
Action for roommates! But text/video open for canonmates or anybody else. ]