[Not a trick? What a blatant lie if there ever was one -

- or at least, that's what Dist is inclined to think, but he can't help but think that there exists the very slight chance that it's all true. And oh, what an awful thought that is!]

And what should convince me of that, hmm? It could simply be that your level of intellect has failed to find an exit from here!

[Because he can't be stuck here. He doesn't have his chair!]