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[mysterious_groper]

... I miss being a cat.

*Yep. That's the entire post. Pascal isn't always one for many words, it seems.*

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

...
a cat
like
you were legitimately a cat or did you have just cat features

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[mysterious_groper]

I was a cat. Who could turn into a person.

It was awesome!

[topsseifer]

I...why? I guess it could be worth it if you have someone feeding you. Napping in the sun would be pretty cool. You would miss out on playing video games though.

[mysterious_groper]

I was able to turn back to human at will, though! It was totally awesome!

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

ok thats a new one
glad i wasnt around for that no offense
cats and birds just dont get along

[topsseifer]

That definitely would be awesome.
What exactly do you miss about being a cat?

[brbstealingpknm]

Why. [...why would you even...]

[mysterious_groper]

Being all tiny and quiet was awesome!

[mysterious_groper]

Why what?

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[mysterious_groper]

... You don't look like a bird, though!

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

im part crow so its close enough for government work

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[rebull]

cOULD ALWAYS TRY 1T OUT AGA1N?

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[mysterious_groper]

... Part... Wait, what?

1/2

[mysterious_groper]

... Good idea! Be right back!

2/2

[mysterious_groper]

*Five minutes later.*



... Nope. Didn't work.

[rebull]

[...well that was cute.]

yOU SURE YOU TR1ED HARD ENOUGH?

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[flyingdreams]

[Mrs. Brisby notices the word "cat" before anything else, and reads the very simple post! Normally she gets too overwhelmed by text posts, which are often long-winded, but this one does spark enough of a reaction for her to carefully type in response.]

Why wold you want to be a cat?

[mysterious_groper]

Just trying by itself doesn't get results. If you don't know what you're doing...

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[mysterious_groper]

A few weeks ago, I was totally a cat for a week! I could crawl around, slip all over the place, it was awesome!

*Nope, she is TOTALLY not going to recognize that she's talking to a mouse.*

... Couldn't eat bananas though. That sucked.

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[soldierofloveandbeauty]

I must ask, what is it like being a cat?

[She's curious okay? She never really asked Artemis about it before.]

[rebull]

yOU COULD STUDY UP ON CATS,
dO YOU ENJOY READ1NG?

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[chosen_gigolo]

Really? I'd say you're much more attractive as a woman~

[Yes, he's seen Pascal before, just never really had the chance to talk to her. Until now.]

[mysterious_groper]

... Would that work if I was obviously another world's type of cat?

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[mysterious_groper]

First, you're tiny. Which is awesome.

Plus, you can move around so much more than you can as a human. Also awesome.

Good fangs? Nice. Claws? Nice.

It's... Well, it's really, really good.

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[mysterious_groper]

... Well, a human would say that. Usually.

Didn't get a chance to see what any other cats thought of me, though.

*Pascal completely and utterly misses that Zelos meant to hit on her by saying that.*