Ever since we met--which hasn't been CENTURIES, I'll remind you--you've been consistently a pain in the ass to get along with, just because I'm not going along with your stupid and insane little game doesn't mean I do it on purpose. No, you're just irritating, don't flatter yourself into thinking I care enough to hate you, I barely know you.

Even though I do know for sure right now that you're playing some stupid game of "I'm going to pretend I'm an idiot and not listen to you lalalala" thinking I'll just give up and roll along with it! Are you seriously going to tell me that you haven't noticed anything abnormal going on with today? At all?