You probably don't remember but you were here before. I'm Sola, I'm a replica of a Link that was born after you. Don't worry, I don't want to kill you or anything! I don't do that anymore, not since my original Link and I decided we're brothers. He's in a coma right now though.

And don't worry about Zelda, okay? Your Zelda is here already too. She lives with the Zelda from when I came from and she's fine. You're lucky, she's really nice.

[Did you get all that confusingness?]