No. [He answers that immediately.] Nothing has ever happened to this thing.

Hey, I never said you will, just that it looked like you wanted to. [He sighs and crosses his arms over his chest again.] Come on, let's get back to my question. There has to be a reason why our memories don't line up, right? For me, the answer to that is plain and simple: it just never happened to me. But you seem dead set on trying to convince me that these events are real. So. Any thoughts?