[Kid, if you want him to realize that you mean that, then you'll have to say it.

At least it will mean he shows off his tattoo, which is asymmetrical.]

So you're saying I'm hot because I'm giving you a symmetry boner. And that offends you? Holy shit, can you be any more of a demanding douchebag. That is the most roundabout way of asking someone to strip I have ever heard.