[Okay ow. Bro's not entirely sure why that remark hurt. Probably because it sounded like an insult to the practice of ironic lifestyle. Yeah, that's gotta be it. But he's not about to flinch from it.]

Whoah, man. Back it up. You're me, so there's no way in hell you can't get this. [Except that the understanding of irony isn't entirely universal, so there's a pretty fair chance Dirk's opinion on the matter isn't the same. Bro just refuses to believe that his irony's off today.]

So what in the hell are you trying to do? You come up here to pick a fight or what?