[For a second there, Bro's doubting his own ears. Did all that bullshit seriously come from Davesprite? Is that really what he thinks? He's overcome by a mad urge to just punch the sprite in the face because- holy fuck that is some mighty shitty reasoning. Still, he manages to resist the urge. For now.]

What the hell are you saying?! Do you really think anyone's thick enough to agree with that? You need to fucking listen when I tell you shit, because I must've said a million times already that you're my bro! I don't give a rat's ass if you're a sprite or not.