Can't all be thinking of any better motherfuckin' time for meeting new bros than what is the now. The miracle of motherfuckin' friendship gotta be something what you get your experience on for whenever you up and fuckin' can, you know? Besides, you fuckin' look like all sorts of motherfuckin' becoming to this bro.

[He is... not hitting on a pony, seriously. She just looks nice to him! Everything looks nice to him! You'd need a lot for Gamzee to think you look like a wreck. Maybe be covered in a pile of stink. That would probably do it, maybe.]