[It doesn't take much to put two and two together and figure out who this is, and if he wasn't already warned he'd probably be having another minor panic attack over this. Too many Striders that aren't versions of him, he's not sure how to deal with this.]
i remember you saw you in a dream bubble a long while back
[When he had to grab teen mom. But that seems like an awkward thing to say, so he's just gonna not go there. And pray that Dirk was too busy then to see how much shit he flipped at the time.]
id say im pretty sure i can take the cake for the wtf is going on meter one sec i was on a meteor wondering how the hell we were going to stop it while passing through your session since apparently three years and we never bothered to look into that little detail the next jade appears out of no where looking scary as a motherfuck next second were all in a pile at johns feet on a grassy land then bam on my ass on a beach pretty sure that all took place within the span of like three minutes
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i remember you
saw you in a dream bubble a long while back
[When he had to grab teen mom. But that seems like an awkward thing to say, so he's just gonna not go there. And pray that Dirk was too busy then to see how much shit he flipped at the time.]
id say im pretty sure i can take the cake for the wtf is going on meter
one sec i was on a meteor wondering how the hell we were going to stop it while passing through your session
since apparently three years and we never bothered to look into that little detail
the next jade appears out of no where looking scary as a motherfuck
next second were all in a pile at johns feet on a grassy land
then bam on my ass on a beach
pretty sure that all took place within the span of like
three minutes