I HAVE A JOB AND A TON OF PEOPLE TO KEEP TRACK OF CAN YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS ABOUT JADE'S OTHERWORDLY PET CREATURES. AND NO, THAT MAKES THE NAME EVEN MORE SPONGENUMBINGLY ASSBRAINED THAN IT ALREADY WAS. WHAT KIND OF TOOL KEEPS A BLOG IN THE FIRST PLACE. ALSO, STRIDERS ARE UNIVERSALLY TOOLS, AND THE FACT THAT FRIENDSHIP HAS OCCURRED DOES NOT NOR WILL IT EVER NEGATE THIS. BUT BACK ON THE MAIN SUBJECT, THAT MAKES THE BROCHURE BOTH SIMPLISTIC AND ALTERNATELY WRONG. THE NATIVES WILL TELL YOU THE CORAL IS A GOD UNTIL THEY PASS OUT FROM LACK OF OXYGEN SUPPLY TO THEIR WOEFULLY UNDERDEVELOPED BRAINS, BUT A GOD IT IS NOT. IT HAS SPECIAL POWERS AND JUNK AND IS PRETTY IMPORTANT, BUT IT FAILS TO REACH DEITY STATUS. TRUST ME AS I 1) KNOW THINGS, 2) HAVE MET ACTUAL GODS IN MY TIME HERE, AND 3) HAVE TEMPORARILY BEEN A GOD MYSELF AND NO I DON'T MEAN GOD TIER.
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CAN YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS ABOUT JADE'S OTHERWORDLY PET CREATURES.
AND NO, THAT MAKES THE NAME EVEN MORE SPONGENUMBINGLY ASSBRAINED THAN IT ALREADY WAS.
WHAT KIND OF TOOL KEEPS A BLOG IN THE FIRST PLACE.
ALSO, STRIDERS ARE UNIVERSALLY TOOLS, AND THE FACT THAT FRIENDSHIP HAS OCCURRED DOES NOT NOR WILL IT EVER NEGATE THIS.
BUT BACK ON THE MAIN SUBJECT, THAT MAKES THE BROCHURE BOTH SIMPLISTIC AND ALTERNATELY WRONG.
THE NATIVES WILL TELL YOU THE CORAL IS A GOD UNTIL THEY PASS OUT FROM LACK OF OXYGEN SUPPLY TO THEIR WOEFULLY UNDERDEVELOPED BRAINS, BUT A GOD IT IS NOT.
IT HAS SPECIAL POWERS AND JUNK AND IS PRETTY IMPORTANT, BUT IT FAILS TO REACH DEITY STATUS.
TRUST ME AS I 1) KNOW THINGS, 2) HAVE MET ACTUAL GODS IN MY TIME HERE, AND 3) HAVE TEMPORARILY BEEN A GOD MYSELF AND NO I DON'T MEAN GOD TIER.