That's because human romance is a severely limited and emotionally constrained expression of the concept, limited to one form compared to the superior quadrants of troll romance. You conflate conciliatory relationships with friendship and don't recognize or understand the validity of blackrom. The only worthwhile contribution your species has made to the subject is the idea of marriage and a handful of movies that don't completely suck bulge.

[This he explains all as Percy drops into the water. For that matter--]

When are you going to make the whole god proof? So you walk on water, you aren't drowning, congratulations, aren't you special. Neither of which requires divinity next to some of the things I've seen in this place. And yes, I know, humans don't naturally breathe water if that's what you're doing down there, but that doesn't make your parent something holy.