Maybe not from your perspective, but I have no reason to lie to you. You either believe me or you don't. That's kind of how it works with gods, most of the time.

[Thank goodness Karkat told that to him rather than sending it to him as a wall of text, because he would have the hardest time reading this. As it is he has ADHD pretty bad but he tries really hard to focus through the whole thing and is pretty sure he caught all the buzzwords. Maybe.]

Cornucopia romance? I mean I think I get what you're talking about but these words are rough, man.