[Karkat only raises an eyebrow when he first sees the pen; the transformation is nothing when he's used to Kanaya's lipstick chainsaws.]

I'm an alien from another planet and I was a god once, with some aftereffects clinging from the experience. But unless my lifespan got a special boost yet to show itself, I'm definitely mortal in that department.

Take that as you will, but avoid my neck either way.