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Karkat Vantas ♋ carcinoGeneticist ([personal profile] bethehugejerk) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork 2013-06-17 02:48 pm (UTC)

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[Then it animates.]

Oh, I'm so fucking sorry that I wasn't delicate enough in correcting your fragile, human sensibilities! Horrorterrors forbid I set the record straight on relationships that aren't analogous in the least, because the last thing we want here is the prevention of cultural misunderstandings! Surely if I yank my head out of my ass, which is the only place it could have been, I'll be able to see with eyes unclouded by the shit I've spewed that best friends and human siblings are a perfect match for a defined relationship from a culture where our concept of best friends is entirely separate from moirallegiance and we don't even have traditional earth siblings. Thank you, oh wise ass human foreigner, for educating me on my own culture! I've only spent these seven sweeps of my life trying to learn the intricacies of our considerably more complicated system of romance as best as I can, which is nothing next to a human who just had it explained to her ten minutes ago.

Do you want me to bow in deference, or would dancing a lively jig of pantswetting shame suffice, oh wise one?

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