Uh. I dunno. Nobody, I guess. I kinda stopped having an interest in that sorta thing the day a meteor baby fell from the sky.

[Oh whoops, now it sounds like Dave's responsible for his minimal social life.]

I mean, think about it. Who has time for relationships when you're raising a kid, supplying plush pervs around the globe with new goods, honing your ninja skills and doing gigs with Lil Cal on the side?