unconchonable: (INCOHERENT SCREECHING)
Eridan Ampora ♒ caligulasAquarium ([personal profile] unconchonable) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2013-07-01 01:05 pm

22nd ♒ [video]

[The feed turns on and for a moment, it looks like it's showing nothing but a bundle of blankets and scarves with a dumb little winter hat on top... Though there's two zigzagged horns poking out as well. For anyone familiar with him, it's pretty obvious that those are Eridan's horns. The mass is shaking slightly, maybe even shivering. After a few seconds, the disgruntled and extremely offended face of Eridan Ampora pops out. He honestly looks like a cat ready to hiss. Accurate picture of Eridan tbh.]

I d-d-don't know what to fuckin' think a this! I m-m-mean sure, earlier it was a little f-f-fuckin' chilly, me thinkin' 'oh hey, maybe since K-Kar's weirdly hot all the fuckin' time he t-t-turned the AC on, no big fuckin' d-deal.' I ewen nodded off earlier while readin' a book cuz it wasn't ewen that bad.

WELL I MUST ADMIT, THIS IS A BIG FUCKIN' D-DEAL NOW! I'm colder than a fuckin' carcass that's been dumped in a frozen lake near the north fuckin' pole!

[He lets out quite a violent shiver before continuing.]

It also is obwiously not the fuckin' AC. What kind of b-bullshit curse is this? Do they just plan to slowly fuckin' freeze us to death or what? I hope to fuckin' hell I ain't the only one f-freezin' my fins off, because if I am th-then maybe it's some retribution from Th-Thal. D-Did her in and this is w-what I get, is it? Is that a thing that can happen? Can ghosts cause curses? I wouldn't be surprised with the amount a utter fuckin' SHIT we d-deal with sometimes!

[He shifts a bit, trying to pull the blankets closer to him, as if that would help at all.]

This is BULLSHIT. Kar, I need your unnaturally hot ass up in my b-block pronto, I c-can't bear much more of this near arctic temperature!

[And then he sits there for a good few moments trying to decide if he wants to venture out of his useless blanket cocoon, as if he's worried exposing any bit of himself will make him freeze instantly. Eventually he decides to just kick his damn SFC, and with luck being on his side for once, the device shuts off.]

Post a comment in response:

This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting