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[chickshades]

[ Sick of new faces on the network yet, Vatheon? Well, this new guy probably wouldn't even have shown up to do the whole 'Hey, I'm new here' introduction thing, except that he suddenly came to a very important realization... ]

Yo. Heard there's supposed to be a bunch of people I don't even know watching on this thing...?

Well, I just got here. My name's Saburouta Bandou. But, just call me Bandou, OK? That's what I'm used to.

And absolutely no one here is allowed to call me San-chan!

[ No. He doesn't realize none of you would have thought to call him that on your own. ]

It's a personal nickname! There's only one person who's allowed to call me San-chan and he's not even here, alright!?

[ AND HE'S TOTALLY NOT BUMMED ABOUT THAT. SO DON'T BOTHER ASKING. ]

So yeah, uh... I guess that's it.

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[chickshades]

Uh...well...

[ Shit, this guy knows more than he'd thought... ]

You're not a member of HOMRA are you? If you joined I'd be you're senpai there!

And no that one just sounds stupid!

...Who are you anyway? What's your name?

[ He tries flipping his feed to video to see if that lets him get to see who this mystery guy is. ]

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[shippingmath]

[It does, because Dirk bothers to flip to video himself. It probably won't give Bandou much information. The only thing that's obvious is that Dirk isn't a member of Homra, considering the utter lack of red in his outfit.]

Dirk Strider. No, I'm not a member of HOMRA.

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[chickshades]

[ Damn. But wait...this guy's only like 16 or something. That gives him the edge right there! Respecting your elders!

And Bandou would totally point this out straight away if there wasn't something else about Dirk that grabbed his attention even faster. ]

Dude, those sunglasses are awesome!

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[shippingmath]

[It would if Dirk actually respected his elders.]

Hell yes they are. Yours aren't bad either.

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[chickshades]

[ +1 ego boost ]

Heh yeah they are pretty cool right? I wear them all the time, kinda my style, ya know?

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[shippingmath]

I get that.

[In fact, he does it too.]

The hat a constant thing too?

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[chickshades]

Most of the time, yeah.

[ He adjusts it a bit feeling pretty damn good about himself right about now thanks. ]

So, Dirk right? You seem pretty chill, I guess I could let the name thing slide. Just, ya know, don't go calling me it to everyone ever!

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[shippingmath]

Cool shit. [He should feel good about himself. Dirk thinks the hat is great.]

Damn straight I'm chill. Lesson number one for Vatheon, Striders are always chill. You now know just about anything you need to survive here, San-kun.