[Immediately modifying robotic attachments and asking the network about them? He has a feeling he knows who this is.]

Equius, if this is you as I do suspect, then perhaps I might offer a bit of advice? As much as I can more than understand the need to improve upon your previous work, there are indeed individuals on the network who might not take kindly to your toying with Sollux's eyes like that.

I've had to learn this sort of thing from experience.