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[thewinedude]

[Viewers of this message might recognize this lovable troll with the sewn shut lips as Kurloz. However, it is not really Kurloz, but rather it's a disgruntled wine deity with too much damn time on his hands. The makeup is applied, although it is quite a bit different than normal. God of art, Mr. D is not.

The video consists of him scowling into the feed for a moment (an action he assumes is far more sinister in this body than his own), followed by a series of gestures in sign language. In conclusion, he smiles menacingly and flips the camera off before ending the transmission.]


Translation: To those of you who run this place. I am not Kurloz. I am Dionysus, and I am not pleased by these shenanigans. I hope you realize who you're messing with.