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Equius Zahhak ([personal profile] stayb100ponyboy) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-02-21 09:47 pm

Time for some culture, everyone

[The camera flicks on, showing a young troll sitting down, a large book open on his crossed legs. There's a stack of books behind him, and the gentle lighting and general hush all around him indicate that he's in the library.]

I found this book of human poetry, and found a beautiful poem. I had no idea you humans had it in you. This is true highblood lyricism; if I didn't know better, I would think this Samuel Taylor Coleridge fellow was a blueblood.

[He clears his throat, then begins reading from the book.]

To a Young Ass, Its Mother Being Tethered Near It, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
Poor little Foal of an oppresséd race!
I love the languid patience of thy face:
And oft with gentle hand I give thee bread,
And clap thy ragged coat, and pat thy head.
But what thy dulled spirits hath dismay'd,
That never thou dost sport along the glade?
And (most unlike the nature of things young)
That earthward still thy moveless head is hung?
Do thy prophetic fears anticipate,
Meek Child of Misery! thy future fate?
The starving meal, and all the thousand aches
'Which patient Merit of the Unworthy takes'?
Or is thy sad heart thrill'd with filial pain
To see thy wretched mother's shorten'd chain?
And truly, very piteous is her lot--
Chain'd to a log within a narrow spot,
Where the close-eaten grass is scarcely seen,
While sweet around her waves the tempting green!

Poor Ass! thy master should have learnt to show
Pity--best taught by fellowship of Woe!
For much I fear me that He lives like thee,
Half famish'd in a land of Luxury!
How askingly its footsteps hither bend?
It seems to say, 'And have I then one friend?'
Innocent foal! thou poor despis'd forlorn!
I hail thee Brother--spite of the fool's scorn!
And fain would take thee with me, in the Dell
Of Peace and mild Equality to dwell,
Where Toil shall call the charmer Health his bride,
And Laughter tickle Plenty's ribless side!
How thou wouldst toss thy heels in gamesome play,
And frisk about, as lamb or kitten gay!
Yea! and more musically sweet to me
Thy dissonant harsh bray of joy would be,
Than warbled melodies that soothe to rest
The aching of pale Fashion's vacant breast!


[He carefully closes the book, his face as close to beaming as he's willing to get in public.]

Magnificent.
unconchonable: (onto more important things)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-02-21 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Augh... More like horrendous. Figures. Other than their taste in fashion, humans continue to prowe to be a waste a time.
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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-21 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Equius.
bestestfurrend: (got your glasses!)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-21 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[...well. He likes it, so that's the main thing. She's just glad to see him happy again and feeling sociable enough to actually post over the Network.]

Ohhh, I'd nefur heard human poetry befur! Do they have any about kitties??
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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-21 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Be nice!
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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-21 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hiiii!

[Then that makes her one happy moirail - and a little fish hunting expedition can always be organized later on, which she'll do if she knows he's been wanting to go.]

Ohhh, really really? Yes, I would purrlease!
bestestfurrend: (with a flick of my tail)

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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-21 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You know furry well that that's not true.
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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-02-21 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh wow, original, there Eq. Who knew you had such a stellar grasp on such mundane skills such as obserwation and physically inspired nicknames. You're truly a marwel. But anyway, I beliewe you hawe our ancestors confused, I do beliewe mine had quite the military background, not to mention the accomplishments to fill a damn history book. Funny, how I newer quite saw yours in any books. So, what accomplishments did he ewer do? HMMMM, Eq?
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[personal profile] 0_0 2012-02-21 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Uh... ]

That was ... nice, Equius.

[She's being about 3/4 honest! She did... enjoy it to a point! But... you know... (unsure).]
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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-21 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[...no, SHE SO DOESN'T. Also she'd thwap Darkleer. Bad ancestor.

And then she'd send them out with fishing poles and strict instructions not to return until they caught a few actual fish. They want a fishing trip, they'll get a real one.]


Hmmmm. I like it! The kitty is obviously furry clefur at prowling. Are there more? About hunting! And happy kitties purrlaying!
bestestfurrend: (what's going on)

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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-21 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
No fighting, okay?? We already talked about this.
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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-21 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Or arguing or insulting each other or anything that could lead to fighting. We have to let things settle back down.
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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-21 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...oh. [She looks crestfallen.] But I liked it more when I thought it was about a real kitty. ...are you sure it's not just about a kitty who could turn into fog?

Yay! A fun one purrlease. [And then, pointedtly:] With a real kitty in it.
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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-02-21 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
They worked in secret--more like in shame. With hidin' comes no fuckin' honor, no fuckin' glory, what they did was so miniscule, that no one cared enough to record it, is what you mean to say. An' plebians? Please, Eq, stop pretendin' you're anythin' but. My ancestor helped shape the fuckin' empire, our whole fuckin' race. He was a war hero, one rewered an' fuckin' feared for ages, like any important troll should. Where as, from the hoofbeast's mouth itself, or at least its fucker, yours did nothin' but lowblooded, coward's work.
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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-21 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes, I know he started it.

But you don't have to rise to it, right? Nuh uh, you're better than that.

Just...read more poetry at him! Until he gets bored and goes away. It'll purrobably bother him a lot more if you don't answer back his insults.

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