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[He's chosen the backdrop and everything about this strategically. Behind him is the wall of the bubble, the ocean beyond visible as schools of fish and perhaps some ominous larger shapes dart past behind him.

Dualscar himself is resplendent in his full armour, emblazoned with the Aquarius symbol across his chest in Royal purple and his laser rifle slung over his shoulder, as well as his sword belted at his waist. His cloak spreads out like a fan behind his head and his gold rings gleam. Overall, he's an impressive figure of a troll.]

People of Vvatheon.

I am Orphaner Dualscar, a military leader amongst the trolls, many a wwhom livve in this city. Wwhatevver wwe may feel about havvin' been brought here, or about the city itself, wwe do for noww call this place our home, and it's a fragile bubble a life wwith nothin' but fathoms a ocean all around it.

I'm recordin' this today because I understand that this bubble may be under threat from monsters that livve in the deeps. I don't knoww wwhen another monster wwill strike, but I wwant to do my part in makin' sure wwe're ready to fight back wwhen and if the threat appears.

I'vve already been wworkin' wwith the leaders a the existing militia. Minato an I have agreed that I'll put together and organize a group wwhose specific purpose is to defend the city from attack. I'm lookin' for those wwith fightin' experience - Calvalreapers, Archeradicators, an the like. Most important wwould be those wwho can survvivve outside the bubble, either alone or wwith the assistance a equipment. From them I'll put together a Ninjaquatic strike team, to be lead directly by me.

Contact me if you're interested.

[After the video ends, a few specific people get text messages]

Vvantas.
I need to talk to you.

Eridan, can I count on you? I might havve a leadership position for you if you provve yourself.
At least I knoww you havve gills.

Expatriot, a wword.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

D --> I wonder
D --> What I'm curious about is
D --> How could you be more upset when I kissed him
D --> And yes I am rather certain it was you making the fox noises when I did so
D --> But you are completely fine with him taking me to dinner?
D --> And after
D --> Our discussion
D --> Nonetheless
D --> I almost feel as if this is a conspiracy to keep me confused about you for as long as possible

uHH,
1'M NOT SURE WHERE YOU GOT ME BE1NG UPSET ABOUT K1SS1NG H1M.
1 MEAN, yEAH,
1 TH1NK 1T SUCKS THAT HE BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH BUT ST1LL.
fOX, eR,
r1GHT.
wELL 1 WAS MAD THEN, bUT 1 WAS A LOT OF TH1NGS THEN.
uH,
oKAY,
jUST,
wA1T.

[Read Darkleer's message again...]

1'M NOT REALLY,
1 MEAN,
1 TH1NK 1 WOULD HAVE L1KED TO TAKE YOU OUT,
tO,
sOMETH1NG,
uH, bEFORE HE DOES.
bUT 1 CAN'T GO AROUND CONTROLL1NG WHAT YOU DO.
aND 1T'S NOT L1KE YOU'D LEAVE ME FOR H1M OR ANYTH1NG.

wOULD YOU?

D --> He is an arrogant
D --> Ignorant
D --> Delusional
D --> Complete and utter aggravating disgrace to the troll race
D --> In other words
D --> Exactly what has made me tire all too quickly of many other seadwellers before him
D --> If not for the Helmsman's programming
D --> I would have nothing to do with the twat

D --> How that is any better than
D --> Say
D --> An arrogant little upstart 'punk' of a Cavalreaper
D --> Who knows perhaps far too many lewd innuendos and jokes than a sane troll should
D --> And seems to make it a particular hobby to bewilder me at every turn
D --> And encourages a certain bird's wretched habit of chatting when she really shouldn't
D --> I'm afraid I haven't the slightest idea

D --> I admit to being foolish
D --> But it would be beyond the realms of mortal idiocy to go after the seadweller and leave you

1T'S D1FFERENT BECAUSE YOU TH1NK 1'M SEXY.
bECAUSE 1 AM SEXY.
}:)

D --> I have a strong suspicion that you believe every individual in Vatheon holds that view of you
D --> So you'll have to forgive me if I show some disbelief at that theory