I know he's. Supposed to. You can laugh it up! Future me is a fucking moron who pities someone she knows will stick her through with a great big lance. And somehow everyone thinks she's the smart one! Personally, all I can think is that I go insane in old age. Fuck. I knew this was all pity would get you, and I was right! Laugh, laugh, fucking laugh won't you? I get my just desserts and I die like a barkbeast instead of a noble fucking pirate. Isn't it so fucking FUNNY?

[ She thumps her head back against the wall as the elevator doors open. ]