Uh, no. They're not. And, uh... everyone says that, fairies aren't real. But, it is still fun to pretend. Pupa Pan had wings because he, uh... pupated a second time. Maybe. That's how, one story goes anyway. Aradia and V-vriska got wings, because of the game we played and...

I wish I had real wings too, not just ones that are fake and pretends.