[Darcy is annoyed.

Darcy is wet.

Darcy is not happy. ]

Someone here had better be able to fix a wet taser. Or get me a new one. ASAP.

[With her free hand she holds up a moist, crumpled brochure.]

Unfortunately I didn't see anything about that in here. If I'd known I was going to be taking a water ride today I would have put it in a plastic bag first, but you know, I must have just missed my invitation in the mail.

[She sighs and pushes aside some of her wet hair that's clinging to her face.]

Other than that I guess I need a place to crash? At least until things start making sense again.